luke and obi wan are in a chinease resturant and luke is having a little trouble with his chopsticks just then obi wan says

"LUKE ,USE THE FORKS"

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KNOCK,KNOCK
WHOS THERE?
DOOK
DOOK WHO?
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what did the rancor say after eating a wookie?
CHEWIE
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why did anakin cross the road?
TO GET TO THE DARK SIDE
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where does princess leia do her shopping?
DARTH MALL
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luke needed to go to the toilet on cloud city,so lando says
"go down the corridor and take the end door"
"ENDOR,I DONT WANT TO GO TO ENDOR"luke replies.
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how did darth vader know what he was getting for christmas?
HE FELT HIS PRESENTS
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what did the hillbilly redneck darth vader say to luke?
"LUKE,I AM YOUR FATHER..........AND YOUR UNCLE".
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jar jar (hes a joke )
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how did the jedi get to the #### movie?
HE TOOK HIS XXX-WING.
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yoda and obi wan go for a cup of blue milk in the cantina,realizing that the milk costs more money than he has yoda says to obi wan,

"LEND ME SOME MONEY CAN YOU,A LITTLE SHORT, I AM.
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BA BOOM!


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