Get ready, 'cause here comes a review like you won't believe! I bought this book on some Wednesday in April, along with Dark Force Rising, The Last Command and Survivor's Quest (Ick!) out of complete curiosity, since it was the first EU novel. BOY DID I EVER SCREW UP! Aside from having one of the worst and downright corniest plots ever written, this book contained some obsenities, every time I picked it up I felt an overwhelming feeling to watch Antique Roadshow, which is ten times more interesting. Then the Yuzzem reminded me of a poor man's Wookiee, the inclusion of a crazy old hag was pretty funny at first, but after a while it got annoying, I think I'm stopping here, because typing this is making me want to puke. So, if you want to read this horrible piece of trash and turn your life into a nightmare, go ahead and read it. But if you want a total waste of seven bucks, read Survivor's Quest, which trumps this book in badness.