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"So be it.......21212121212"
date posted: Jul 24, 2007 8:53 AM
I'll Never look at Darth Vader the Same again......
Hey guys! 21 here to blog about the many fascinating topics of the Star Wars Universe!

Since I was small, I always looked at Darth Vader as the most scariest guy in the galaxy. His helmet made me think of an armored pirana waiting to kill me with his big red glowing sword, his voice was so deep as to suggest the devil's in hell, and his hollow breathing that would make the hairs on my back stand whenever I heard it stood out throughout the movies more than anything esle to me. Yeah, Darth Vader was one evil dude while growing up.

Until I met Chad Vader..........

To those who do not already know of this hysterical person, let me be the first to clue you in. Chad Vader in the supposed "brother" of Darth Vader. While growing up he was in a bycicle accident and fell into a volcano. Because his brother, Darth, is so rich he purchased a suit identical to his for Chad. Chad is the day shift manager of a grocery store named Empire Market. There, he constantly battles with customers, Clint his arch nemesis who is the night shift manager, and Randy, Chad's boss who thinks that Clint would be more qualified as the day shift manager.

Chad is a complicated character, who thinks of himself as a failure because of his failed attempts at ruling the food-retailing industry, and his unfortunete accident. But there is one person in his life who he feels is the only reason he still lives: Clarissa, an Empire Market employee. Clarissa herself is not all that interested with Chad, but Chad is severely in love with her.

Now that I've watched the first season of Chad Vader on YouTube, whenever I look at a picture of Darth Vader I see Chad Vader arguing with Clint or telling Commander Wintstrom (his apprentice) of his plans to mend Empire Market's "apparent lack of progress".

I reccomend the first season of Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager to those of you who are in for a good laugh and who want to erase the evil visage of Darth Vader that haunts you at night. And if you aren't interested in buying the DVD, just check it out on YouTube! Type in "Chad Vader" and all eight episodes will pop up.

I hope you have a fun time watching Chad Vader!

21, out.