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by: hailfire551

date posted: Oct 09, 2005 4:12 PM | updated: Oct 19, 2005 1:15 PM

awkard moments with vader

ok- i was bored, so i thought id make a list of things vadar with his bulky suit would have a hard time doing

snoozing- youd think hed get tired once and a while, but how could he? thatd have to be a pretty strong bed to hold his wieght- a pillow wouldnt have mutch of an effect with his 24/7 life support helmet

jedi acrobats- jump into the air you cannot, my 500 lb. walking bruise

what would happen if he started sweating- i know hes got his own personal AC, but if he took another trip to mustafar? would it pool up at his feat or something?

the all famous going to the bathroom- mabey (i hope) hes got his own personal portapoty werever he goes

spend free time- if he ever had any, what would he do? he couldnt just shoot hoops (problbly just digs depper into the depths of 'the dark side'- his only friend)

build things like he did threepeeo- i could imagin that...... "oh crap! i droped that stupid piece again! to bad i cant

bend over- with those heavy mechanical everythings, that would be bad if he fell over!

eat a real meal- i know hes got nutrient tubes dangled in front of his mouth, but im talking about a real meal- you know, were you chew stuff?

thats all i could think of, tell me if youv got anymore

(please no that was the worst, piontless coments... you know what i mean)

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	vadervuddy2 laugh it up fuzzball
date Posted: Oct 09, 2005 4:20 PM that was actually kinda funny.

	independentjac "How long can any man fight the darkness, before he finds it in himselft?"
date Posted: Oct 09, 2005 4:54 PM oh yeah, he cannot use force lightning without electricuting himself

	Ki-Adi-Andy A Tremor In The Force....
date Posted: Oct 09, 2005 6:21 PM Hey, lighten up, Darth Victomite. This is supposed to be funny. Sorry for being rude, but you should try to find some humor in these.

FormVIIer

date Posted: Oct 09, 2005 6:32 PM

what would happen if he started sweating- i know hes got his own personal AC, but if he took another trip to mustafar? would it pool up at his feat or something?

its not unlikely that his suit has a cooling system, most space suits do. anyway he probably doesn't have sweat glands to make sweat.

the all famous going to the bathroom- mabey (i hope) hes got his own personal portapoty werever he goes

not unlikely, he may be able to have a pee every time he goes into his sphere thingy.

FormVIIer

date Posted: Oct 09, 2005 6:33 PM

spend free time- if he ever had any, what would he do? he couldnt just shoot hoops (problbly just digs depper into the depths of 'the dark side'- his only friend)

when he isn't tirelesly training, he is porbably meditating or choking imcompetant officers. I highly doubt he has time for himself.

build things like he did threepeeo- i could imagin that...... "oh crap! i droped that stupid piece again! to bad i cant

im sorry but this one doesn't make sense to me coul you please elaborate

	FormVIIer
date Posted: Oct 09, 2005 6:34 PM sorry you had to many points i had to split my response into multiple posts

Darth Kevinmhk

date Posted: Oct 09, 2005 7:28 PM

Snoozing:
EP3 novel shows that the Force can make Anakin awake and need no sleep

Jedi acrobats: cant help....

Sweating: I guess his suit can take care of that...

Going to the bathroom: cant help again...

Spend free time: Meditate and try to heal himself via the Force,
practice lightsaber against droid, as shown in Shadows of the Empire

Build things: improve his TIE Advanced X1 he can

Bend over: use Force Pull!

Real Meal: no idea!

oojamaflip13

date Posted: Oct 10, 2005 3:25 AM

"Lord Vader, you appear distracted by something..."
"Yes, my master. There's this terrible itch just above my backside. Whose idea was this stupid suit anyw..."
And, of course. What happens if he sneezes? I bet, when Luke took that helmet off, the inside of it was encrusted with snot.
And, I suppose, there's the obvious one. He can't go sunbathing. I think he's probably had enough of being burnt anyway. But that raises an interesting question for me anyway. Where does a dark lord go for his holidays?

	hailfire551 Running, cooking, and Star Wars
date Posted: Oct 10, 2005 4:04 AM hey FormVIIer, mabey this will make more sense- build things like he did threepeeo- i could imagin that...... "oh crap! i droped that stupid piece again! to bad i cant bend over- with those heavy mechanical everythings, that would be bad if he fell over!

	gahmah80 Gahmah's Lair of Trauma (Blog Closed Due to Inability to Renew Hyperspace Account)
date Posted: Oct 10, 2005 11:42 AM Hey! Are you trying to write another version of one of my blogs?!!!!!!!!

	hailfire551 Running, cooking, and Star Wars
date Posted: Oct 10, 2005 1:18 PM ive never read any of your blogs, gahmah80

	hailfire551 Running, cooking, and Star Wars
date Posted: Oct 10, 2005 1:20 PM oh yea and formvller, please stop taking this so seriously

	Master_Black I need no blog name!
date Posted: Oct 10, 2005 2:58 PM if his suit gives him food maybe it gives him an alien type of food that the body can use all of and not need to make wastes? Wouldn't his breathing get annoying? I get bugged when I have a stuffed up nose and have to breath through my mouth and it makes loud breathing noises.

	gahmah80 Gahmah's Lair of Trauma (Blog Closed Due to Inability to Renew Hyperspace Account)
date Posted: Oct 10, 2005 5:10 PM Ok, so its just a coincidence that it sounds a little bit like my The Flaws of Being Darth Vader blog. Sorry that I accused you of copying my blog.

	redhawk23
date Posted: Oct 10, 2005 6:16 PM he may be able to lay down in the hypoberic chamber

	gahmah80 Gahmah's Lair of Trauma (Blog Closed Due to Inability to Renew Hyperspace Account)
date Posted: Oct 10, 2005 6:22 PM Okay, maybe my blog is different because it states the very unobvious.

	gahmah80 Gahmah's Lair of Trauma (Blog Closed Due to Inability to Renew Hyperspace Account)
date Posted: Oct 11, 2005 7:50 AM I DO, Rogueish! I do.

	evil_yoda12292
date Posted: Oct 14, 2005 6:11 PM If u were to ask me id say he'd have a hard time reading because his eye pieces are really dark.

	gahmah80 Gahmah's Lair of Trauma (Blog Closed Due to Inability to Renew Hyperspace Account)
date Posted: Oct 14, 2005 8:37 PM I doubt it, evil_yoda, because if you look from inside the helmet, the vision is infrared.

	hailfire551 Running, cooking, and Star Wars
date Posted: Oct 19, 2005 1:17 PM infrade? wered ya get that?

	gahmah80 Gahmah's Lair of Trauma (Blog Closed Due to Inability to Renew Hyperspace Account)
date Posted: Oct 22, 2005 12:18 PM infra-red.

	hailfire551 Running, cooking, and Star Wars
date Posted: Oct 22, 2005 1:09 PM i know what it means, wered you get the information that says because if you look from inside the helmet, the vision is infrared.

	gahmah80 Gahmah's Lair of Trauma (Blog Closed Due to Inability to Renew Hyperspace Account)
date Posted: Oct 23, 2005 10:45 AM ROTS, right before the helmet mask is put on, you can see through the eyes. It's kinda like with sunglasses. It may look like it's hard to see with those on the outside, but it isn't from the inside.

	gahmah80 Gahmah's Lair of Trauma (Blog Closed Due to Inability to Renew Hyperspace Account)
date Posted: Oct 23, 2005 10:47 AM I meant when it is shown in his view, you can see the inside of the mask, and the lenses open up, and you can see the red in the lenses.

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