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Vicomte's Blog Extravaganza (Now Defunct)
date posted: May 10, 2006 12:30 PM
What is the PLB?
You've heard about it, this mysterious band of bloggers, masters of their craft, the elite, the select few, the chosen ones. Now, after weeks of speculation, you must know. What is the 'PLB'?

Normally, I wouldn't indulge your curiosity. If we wanted you to know, we would let you know. Like any secret society, we like to keep ourselves to ourselves, only hinting at our existence for an easy laugh at your expense. I have, however, decided that everyone should know, so they have no delusions about the matter. The answer.

The PLB is a group of bloggers from starwars.com, who, after realizing their potential, have decided to group together and form an organization, where only the best bloggers from the site are allowed. As an organization, we have no real space in which we convene, mostly we meet on member's blogs, where we work our mysterious magic. Therefore, the title of 'member' does not allow you into a special place, rather it is honorary, signaling to all that you are better than everyone else.

How do you become a member, you ask? You don't. You're obviously not good enough, or you would have been contacted by a Senior PLB leader who would have then made a motion to allow you into the group, which would have to be voted and agreed upon unanimously by the charter members. Don't contact us, we'll contact you, when you're ready, of course. What do you do until then? Write more, I suppose. You could practice blogging, not that it would help.

Here at the PLB, we're better than you, and we know it.

You want the real answer, gentle reader?

The Pitiful Little Band, or PLB, is in reference to bloggers, much like yourself, who have happened to form a bit of a cyber-friendship with other bloggers, as suggested by Kenobi-fan in this entry. That's it. We're just a group of starwars.com bloggers who kept commenting and blogging, and slowly realized that there were certain people who we felt a connection with, and who we constantly read and shot comments back and forth with. In short, we're friends. We all are just a bunch of pitiful little bloggers trying to make our way in the blog world, taking what we can get, and giving the same back. That's the idea.

Much like any group of friends, we also have our very own inside joke. We didn't make the joke, everyone else did, anyone who said, "PLB! How do I get in?" made the joke, made it more real, at least. I'm quite certain that there are actually some people out here who believe the PLB is some elite group. It's not. It's a joke, much like the beginning of this entry.

Some of you might have heard of the Official PLB Fan Club, or OPLBFC, which is a blog created by user luuke.skywalker. Why did he create the blog? Because he's too damn cheap to spring for a Hyperspace subscription, not because he wanted to create an exclusive club. He wanted to write a blog, so he made one off-site. He called it the PLB 'fan club' because he knew it would most likely be read only by the people he knew from starwars.com, otherwise jokingly known as the PLB. Since he couldn't have his own SW blog and 'become' a member of the PLB, he decided to make his own 'club' of which he was president. A kind of, "You're all outta apples? Well, I don't need your stinkin' apples! I've got a banana!" kind of thing. If you must know why luuke isn't letting any and everybody post on his blog, it's because he appreciates a certain level of quality, not because his 'PLB' is an exclusive club.

You want to join the PLB Fan Club? Talk to luuke.

You want to 'join' the PLB? You can't. Join, that is. There is no joining. Log on, joke around with us for a while, and before you know it, you're just in.

The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: May 10, 2006 12:39 PM
Behold! The power of Kenobi-fan!

(Fun stuff, Vicomte.)
  Kenobi-fan
The Jundland Wastes Journal
date Posted: May 10, 2006 12:46 PM
...Kenobi-fan bows to the mighty Darth Vicomte...
Excellent summation...wow! :D
  Vader of Clubs
date Posted: May 10, 2006 12:46 PM
So you don't hold secret meetings with robes and candles and discussin' of assassinations and what not? Dem, you just destroyed a perfectly good image of a buncha crazed Star Wars fans in a secret society of controlin' the government and what not. How could do?

Hmm. Suddenly have images of a book in 2000+ years, uncovering conspiracies and what not and causin' controversy all over the place - The D-Vimcomte Code, in which it turns out the accepted dogma of Lucasism is wrong, and in the original Bible Han shot first . . .
jkthunder
Seven Pieces
date Posted: May 10, 2006 12:48 PM
Good of you to clear that up DV ;)

What makes the PLB special? Because we are so very pretty.

And remember kids.. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try and kill 'em right back, ya hear?
  JediMasterPickles
Slowly Turning To The Dark Side!
date Posted: May 10, 2006 1:03 PM
You almost had me fooled and I was Invited to the OPLBFC (so I should have known) but thought the invite was spam or something so I refused it, then just lost contact.

Good Blog though! ;)
  alshf123
Thoughts from a Squib
date Posted: May 10, 2006 1:03 PM
Yeah. I don't think I'm ready to be a part of it yet. Maybe in a few months though...... :D
  darthgenious7
Chickens only cross the road after coercion.
date Posted: May 10, 2006 1:05 PM
God I am drunk and you are so pretty.
  Kenobi-fan
The Jundland Wastes Journal
date Posted: May 10, 2006 1:18 PM
I found this gem in the PLB rule book I keep on my desk. I figured it was important to know for anyone wanting to join...
"Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command."

See, we're nothing but nice here. Welcome!

  DarthVicomte
Vicomte's Blog Extravaganza (Now Defunct)
date Posted: May 10, 2006 1:26 PM
"Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command."

I'm in ruttin' command here! Dong ma?
hansgirl3
Invoking the Squee
date Posted: May 10, 2006 1:31 PM
Ok, for the record. Han didn't shoot first, I did. I got the cookie first.

Now you're talking about chains!!! Next thing there'll be dogs and cats living together! It'll be anarchy!!! Pigs will be flying!! Where will it stop?!!!?? Huh!?
  Kenobi-fan
The Jundland Wastes Journal
date Posted: May 10, 2006 1:32 PM
I'm in ruttin' command here! Dong ma?
..and I'm just a leaf on the wind, I understand.
  luuke.skywalker
date Posted: May 10, 2006 1:33 PM
:|

Ah yes, that sticky distinction between the PLB and the OPLBFC. I think much of the confusion comes from the massive overlap between the two organizations. [Insert jkthunder remark about the PLB not being an organization.] In many ways, all this debate and confusion strikes me as very funny. I'm just an ordinary guy, I go to work every day, and I like to read good quality blogs. In other ways, it strikes me as scary. Are people so desperate for friendship that they'll grab any association that comes along? After all, I am just an ordinary guy. You want celebrities, go see KT or any of the other VIPs. They're VIPs for a reason.
  darthlando22
The Starship Enterprise
date Posted: May 10, 2006 1:37 PM
I see, well I should delete my previous blog then.
  DarthVicomte
Vicomte's Blog Extravaganza (Now Defunct)
date Posted: May 10, 2006 1:39 PM
They're VIPs for a reason.

Hey, if they want to make me a celebrity, that's their problem.;)

..and I'm just a leaf on the wind, I understand.

Ahh, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: May 10, 2006 1:40 PM
They're VIPs for a reason.

And come Monday at midnight, we get a brand-spankin' fresh VIP added to the list! Su-weet!
  luuke.skywalker
date Posted: May 10, 2006 1:40 PM
:|

I'm in ruttin' command here! Dong ma?

-¹ °/°°ð

Now you're talking about chains!!! Next thing there'll be dogs and cats living together! It'll be anarchy!!! Pigs will be flying!! Where will it stop?!!!?? Huh!?

Probably with hundreds of independent blogs vying for attention and attempting to cull comments with witless questions like "I wunder hoo thot up star wars can eny-1 tell me plz???" And then the universe will implode.
Dark Spork
Sporktastic Voyage
date Posted: May 10, 2006 1:43 PM
Kids these days.
  luuke.skywalker
date Posted: May 10, 2006 1:44 PM
:|

I see, well I should delete my previous blog then.

Why? If I can do it, so can you!

Hey, if they want to make me a celebrity, that's their problem

There are specialists who can help with that problem.

And come Monday at midnight, we get a brand-spankin' fresh VIP added to the list! Su-weet!

Do you know something we don't know?
  luuke.skywalker
date Posted: May 10, 2006 1:45 PM
:|

-¹ °/°°ð

That was supposed to be the Chinese symbols for "Understood." It didn't come out the same.
  macewindu882
Don't Go All Chewie On Me!
date Posted: May 10, 2006 1:48 PM
Hehe... Nice blog.

Now, after weeks of speculation, you must know. What is the 'PLB'?

Gee, hasn't it been months? ;)
  ThrawnRocks1
date Posted: May 10, 2006 1:49 PM
Kids these days.

Somehow, I believe I should feel mildly insulted by this blanket statement about my generation...
But then I just wake up and realize you're right. We're obnoxious.
  ThrawnRocks1
date Posted: May 10, 2006 1:51 PM
:| <<

luuke., are you feeling well today? Feeling the weight of the world, perhaps?
  macewindu882
Don't Go All Chewie On Me!
date Posted: May 10, 2006 1:53 PM
Do you know something we don't know?

Yeah! What's up?

-¹ °/°°ð

That was supposed to be the Chinese symbols for "Understood." It didn't come out the same.


Ha!(Kenobi-fan Inc.)
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: May 10, 2006 1:55 PM
Do you know something we don't know?

Welp, maybe not exactly at midnight... but a certain contest ends then, at least.
  captainj007
date Posted: May 10, 2006 1:57 PM
Of course you can also just let it all go and not give them the accolades that they desire and not try to join the PLB. There are certainly better things to do with your day. I suggest a little freezer burn on the bum or, my personal favorite, light your hair on fire. Comments, like this one, simply empower them more. Pitiful Little Band indeed!
  macewindu882
Don't Go All Chewie On Me!
date Posted: May 10, 2006 1:59 PM
Do you know something we don't know?

Welp, maybe not exactly at midnight... but a certain contest ends then, at least.


Ahh, that's what you meant.
  captainj007
date Posted: May 10, 2006 1:59 PM
Sorry, meant to put some yodicons in there. Above comments were meant as smarmy jest.
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: May 10, 2006 2:07 PM
Above comments were meant as smarmy jest.

Get outta town!
  DarthVicomte
Vicomte's Blog Extravaganza (Now Defunct)
date Posted: May 10, 2006 2:07 PM
Kids these days.

I don't follow....well, actually, I do, but there's just too many paths.
  Sol Kassar
Ramblings from the Detention Center (Startled)
date Posted: May 10, 2006 2:13 PM
Log on, joke around with us for a while, and before you know it, you're just in.

That, or luuke will kill you with his brain.
jkthunder
Seven Pieces
date Posted: May 10, 2006 2:22 PM
Purple?
hansgirl3
Invoking the Squee
date Posted: May 10, 2006 2:37 PM
Purple?

Purple..... lightsaber? What? My favorite color? A sunset? Mountain's majesty?

Throw us a bone here...
  Master Jedi Michael
ANBU File 1262- Master Jedi Michael
date Posted: May 10, 2006 2:40 PM
Ok, for the record. Han didn't shoot first, I did. I got the cookie first.

But you didnt keep the cookie. Did u read the later comment posted by me!!

But then I just wake up and realize you're right. We're obnoxious

And i'm stickin to it!!!

Hey, if they want to make me a celebrity, that's their problem

I can see the stars in your eyes from here Vicomte

  macewindu882
Don't Go All Chewie On Me!
date Posted: May 10, 2006 2:50 PM
That, or luuke will kill you with his brain.

:O ?:|

Through the computer?!:O
amidalooine
The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: May 10, 2006 2:58 PM
That, or luuke will kill you with his brain.

Purple?


luuke's brain is purple??????????

Welp, maybe not exactly at midnight... but a certain contest ends then, at least.

Does this mean we have to let the president in???

WELL said Vicomte. I've underestimated you...hehehehe...


hansgirl3
Invoking the Squee
date Posted: May 10, 2006 3:00 PM
But you didnt keep the cookie. Did u read the later comment posted by me!!

Yes, yes! You took it by sticking a lightsaber in my back... BUT, I still had it first and that is the important thing as proven by the debates all this time by everyone else who think that it was more important that Han shot before Greedo in ANH. So HAH! :D
  alshf123
Thoughts from a Squib
date Posted: May 10, 2006 3:10 PM
Through the computer?!

He has his ways. ]:)
  Master Jedi Michael
ANBU File 1262- Master Jedi Michael
date Posted: May 10, 2006 3:19 PM
BUT, I still had it first and that is the important thing as proven by the debates

wait, wait, wait, YoshiYoda totally had that x-lax death trap before any of us, and them Alpha took a bite( i wonder how hes healing?:| ) and then Yoshi got it again, then u took it, then i got u, then i feed it to alpha again(do droids feel pain?:| ) then scorch nailed me! How did u have it first? Wait a second, did u plant that cookie hansgirl? OH NICE ONE!!!! That is the best set up ever!!!:^O



MTFBWY]:) ( But watch out for hansgirl and her cookies, and luuke and his telepathic computer!!)
  macewindu882
Don't Go All Chewie On Me!
date Posted: May 10, 2006 3:43 PM
MTFBWY ( But watch out for hansgirl and her cookies, and luuke and his telepathic computer!!)

Oh noo.. What have I started?
  DarthVicomte
Vicomte's Blog Extravaganza (Now Defunct)
date Posted: May 10, 2006 3:51 PM
What have I started?

A waste of my precious comment space, looks like.
  macewindu882
Don't Go All Chewie On Me!
date Posted: May 10, 2006 4:19 PM
Oh, sorry. Ooh, I did it again. Don't worry, I've got sumthin' comin' for ya.

(please feel free to delete this comment....really)
  jkelly
There Is No Conflict
date Posted: May 10, 2006 6:08 PM
So that spanking Bith gave me wasn't a part of the initiation? :8}

Oh, guilty pleasures ...
  Rive Caedo
Rive's Uncharted Settlements
date Posted: May 10, 2006 6:58 PM
Wha?!?!?

Vicomte, in light of this new information, I demand my $500 entry fee back!

... And I'm keeping the gift set. (Endor Han Solo plushie and paper membership card).
hansgirl3
Invoking the Squee
date Posted: May 10, 2006 7:15 PM
And I'm keeping the gift set. (Endor Han Solo plushie and paper membership card).

May I please have an Endor Han Solo plushie? Pretty please with sugar on top? :D
  Marvolo7
Marvolo's Misanthropic Musings
date Posted: May 10, 2006 7:21 PM
I'm content being a Vicomte fangirl for the moment. He had me at "I hate people.." Although darthgenious7 has taken it to a whole new level with his advances.

Oh, hello Vicomte. Marry me?
hansgirl3
Invoking the Squee
date Posted: May 10, 2006 7:29 PM
Ut-oh, it's getting deep in here now!!

Vicomte, you may have to follow suit and think about starting a second comments blog pretty soon... ;)
  Kenobi-fan
The Jundland Wastes Journal
date Posted: May 10, 2006 7:42 PM
Vicomte, you may have to follow suit and think about starting a second comments blog pretty soon...
I dare ya, Vicomte! ]:)
  Son of a Bith
The Cantina Corner
date Posted: May 10, 2006 9:24 PM
The PLB is kind of like the Stonecutters.
  Son of a Bith
The Cantina Corner
date Posted: May 10, 2006 9:25 PM
I didn't ask to join. None of did. One day luuke posted all of our pictures together, and it just happened.:)
  Rive Caedo
Rive's Uncharted Settlements
date Posted: May 10, 2006 10:18 PM
The PLB is kind of like the Stonecutters.

Now let's all get drunk and play ping-pong! Er... Holo-chess?
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