Well, I went and wrote me some fanfic, thought you folks might like to take a look-see on your way on by. Might see somethin' ya like, might not. I ain't makin' no promises, 'course I do think it's a half-decent piece a work, myself. The writin' didn't take much time, seein' as I had a sort of deadline, and what with my procrastinatin' and all.

I done posted it here, on fanfiction.net. Can't say I much care for their operation, or the way they went and fiddled with my format, but it'll have to do.

To the eyes and ears of the 'Verse, that's my motto.

You might find it a mite different from what you're used to, somethin' I try to do regularly. I managed to throw in a couple of your favorites-- Mace Windu and his purple lightsaber-- 'cause I know how much y'all like that thing.

I'm not sayin' it's any good, but if any of you wants to let me know what y'all think, feel free to do so. I wouldn't be postin' it if'n I didn't want no feedback, good or otherwise. Do your worst, supposin' the whim takes ya. I'll be appreciatin' whatever you got to say.

Be warned that fan-fiction is highly illegal, so's you be readin' at y'all's own risk. Don't come cryin' to me when they's come and kicked down y'all's door, mind. Ain't nobody's fault but yours.

Now, if'n y'all excuse me, I gots to go see a man about a horse. Stay shiny.