One of my ambitions is to become a professional rock musician. I've always loved playing music, and around the age of nine, a friend and I - who were both enchanted by the recent Special Edition releases of the original trilogy - enlisted two others, and formed a band: The Ewoks.

Now that I look back I suppose we would have been classified as hip hop, as our songs consisted mostly of chants, accompanied by a rhythm track from a keyboard. We performed only one show to the rest of our class at school and never got round to learning "Yub Nub", but here's what I can remember of the lyrics from one of our songs:

Ewoks! Ewoks! Ready for battle!
Ewoks! Ewoks! Your bones are gonna rattle!
Ewoks! Ewoks! We are really cool!
Ewoks! Ewoks! Ewoks rule!

Ewoks! Ewoks! Fighting for freedom!
Ewoks! Ewoks! Wicket's gonna lead 'em!
Ewoks! Ewoks! We are really cool.
Ewoks! Ewoks! Ewoks rule!