Ah, Wookiees, one of George Lucas' most enigmatic creations.

Wookiees come from a forest planet and live a primitive lifestyle, and yet can fly spaceships and seem handy with technology.

Wookiees are known for their savage nature and for being fierce warriors and yet also have a code of honor and ethics, even placing themselves in a "life debt" to those who they feel have helped them.

For all we have learned about Wookiees there are still so many unanswered questions, for instance:

How is it that the Wookiees became slaves to the Empire and yet the Ewoks helped DEFEAT it?

Do Wookiees know they're naked? Perhaps Wookies were the nudists of the galaxy...
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How do Wookiees keep their bath drains unclogged??? ..."That's no moon, that's a Wookiee hair ball!"

Speaking of bathing, how much shampoo do you think the average Wookiee goes through a week?

If Tarfull misbehaved in church, would they let the Wookiee sin...?

If Wookiees baked cookies, do Ewoks cook stir fry...?

What level of hell is the Wookiee karaoke bar on....?

If a Wookiee will pull the arms out of his opponent's sockets if he loses at holo-chess, what does he do if he loses at Solitaire...?

How much Wookiee could a Wookiee Chuck chuck if a Wookiee Chuck could chuck Wookiee...?

If a Wookiee had no teeth would that make him Chewbadda...?

If Chewbacca wanted to DJ a party, would they let the Wookiee spin...?

If a Wookiee wound up as a Sith Lord, what do you think he would he look like...?

Ah yes, for everything we know about those lovable, hugable walking carpets known as Wookiees, there is still so much to learn!


By the way, Wookiee should never be confused with nookie, unless you happen to like your lovers HAIRY, in which case perhaps you should move to France...



(PS I was SUPPOSED to have this posted yesterday, but I think the server must have upset a Wookiee and we all know thats not wise...)