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DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party

by: DJ Maul: Got Feet?

date posted: Dec 16, 2008 10:51 AM | updated: Dec 16, 2008 2:00 PM

The 12 Days of BFD!

(I know, two blogs in one day...it's a BFD miracle...

)

On the first day of BFD my true love gave to me
A Wookiee in a wroshyr tree!

On the second day of BFD my true love gave to me
Two Sith Lords
And a Wookiee in a wroshyr tree!

On the third day of BFD my true love gave to me
Three Fat Hutts
Two Sith Lords
And a Wookiee in a wroshyr tree!

On the fourth day of BFD my true love gave to me
4-Lom the Hunter
Three Fat Hutts
Two Sith Lords
And a Wookiee in a wroshyr tree!

On the fifth day of BFD my true love gave to me
FIVE GOLDEN RODS!
4-Lom the Hunter
Three Fat Hutts
Two Sith Lords
And a Wookiee in a wroshyr tree!

On the sixth day of BFD my true love gave to me
Six breasted dancers
FIVE GOLDEN RODS!
4-Lom the Hunter
Three Fat Hutts
Two Sith Lords
And a Wookiee in a wroshyr tree!

On the seventh day of BFD my true love gave to me
Seven Bith - a -jammin'
Six breasted dancers
FIVE GOLDEN RODS!
4-Lom the Hunter
Three Fat Hutts
Two Sith Lords
And a Wookiee in a wroshyr tree!

On the eighth day of BFD my true love gave to me
Eight Pods-a-racing
Seven Bith - a -jammin'
Six breasted dancers
FIVE GOLDEN RODS!
4-Lom the Hunter
Three Fat Hutts
Two Sith Lords
And a Wookiee in a wroshyr tree!

On the ninth day of BFD my true love gave to me
Nine Twi-lek's twirling
Eight Pods-a-racing
Seven Bith - a -jammin'
Six breasted dancers
FIVE GOLDEN RODS!
4-Lom the Hunter
Three Fat Hutts
Two Sith Lords
And a Wookiee in a wroshyr tree!

On the tenth day of BD my true love gave to me
Ten squads of troopers
Nine Twi-lek's twirling
Eight Pods-a-racing
Seven Bith - a -jammin'
Six breasted dancers
FIVE GOLDEN RODS!
4-Lom the Hunter
Three Fat Hutts
Two Sith Lords
And a Wookiee in a wroshyr tree!

On the eleventh day of BFD my true love gave to me
Eleven outfit changes
Ten squads of troopers
Nine Twi-lek's twirling
Eight Pods-a-racing
Seven Bith - a -jammin'
Six breasted dancers
FIVE GOLDEN RODS!
4-Lom the Hunter
Three Fat Hutts
Two Sith Lords
And a Wookiee in a wroshyr tree!

On the twelfth day of BFD my true love gave to me
12 Council members
Eleven outfit changes
Ten squads of troopers
Nine Twi-lek's twirling
Eight Pods-a-racing
Seven Bith - a -jammin'
Six breasted dancers
FIVE GOLDEN RODS!
4-Lom the Hunter
Three Fat Hutts
Two Sith Lords
And a Wookiee in a wroshyr tree!

Editors Note: You may have noticed I've taken certain liberties with the numbers and what is in the pictures, for instance: there are a LOT more than 11 outfit changes for Padme LOL.

Also, while the Modal Nodes album cover depicts only SIX members, the Star Wars Data Bank entry officially lists them as a "group of SEVEN."

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	leia19886 Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Dec 16, 2008 11:03 AM ROFLMAO!! like I said before, this is the BEST medician

JediMelindaWolf
Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.

date Posted: Dec 16, 2008 2:28 PM

I've taken certain liberties with the numbers

Yes, I noticed that. I can be so literal sometimes.

Deej, I sang every single verse, and all I can say is that it was a good thing I am the only one in the house.

The only human, that is. There is the cat. He is hiding under one of the beds. He heard my off-key howl and skeddaddled.

I don't blame him. I sing from the heart. Not the vocal chords.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

This was great! Now I am officially in the holiday spirit.

MTFBWY

p.s. Padawan # 2 loved your video!!!

(# 1 isn't home from college yet. I can't wait to show it to her.

)

	GalacticBabe I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
date Posted: Dec 16, 2008 5:55 PM How ironical the online radio station I'm listening to is playing the 12 Days of Christmas!!! I like your lyrics MUCH better!!! Great song!

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Dec 16, 2008 6:42 PM I'm surprised you didn't use the infamous trading card of 3PO for 5 Golden Rods - but I guess this is a family site... LOL

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Dec 16, 2008 7:12 PM GREAT stuff, deej! I'll be singing your version each time I hear it.

	jediprincess77 I Know...
date Posted: Dec 16, 2008 8:33 PM Awesome!!! This song wins the "Most Parodied Award" for BFD! But I love it!!! Especially the liberties that can be taken with "Six-breasted dancers." The 4-Lom line is my fave.

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Dec 17, 2008 6:57 AM Y'know, I just yesterday saw a different version of the same idea... and yours is better!

DJ Maul: Got Feet?
DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party

date Posted: Dec 17, 2008 7:42 AM

this is the BEST medician

I truly hope youre feeling better soon

colds suck.

I can be so literal sometimes

ideally I wanted all the pictures to match their numbers, but YOU try to find a picture of six Twi'leks twirling!

How ironical the online radio station I'm listening to is playing the 12 Days of Christmas!!!

Irony? or The Will of The Force...?

DJ Maul: Got Feet?
DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party

date Posted: Dec 17, 2008 7:46 AM

I'm surprised you didn't use the infamous trading card of 3PO

dang it! now I wish I HAD!!!! maybe I can go change it...

I'll be singing your version

Id rather hear you sing YOUR song! ...make it happen

"Most Parodied Award" for BFD! / just yesterday saw a different version of the same idea.

I truly couldnt remember if this song had been done before, but it IS an easy one to do and I had fun trying to match the pictures up too.

	Sarlacc-Pitt Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: Dec 17, 2008 6:57 PM Love it!

	Irwin03 CDS: The Art Side of the Force
date Posted: Dec 18, 2008 1:47 PM Priceless! I like the outfit changes!

	Jedi Master Mina Another Galaxy, another time
date Posted: Dec 19, 2008 9:55 PM Damn that's impressive.

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