Tired of song parodies yet? I hope not, because I have not ONE but TWO of them for you today.

I was only going to post one a day BUT I will be very busy the next two days and don't know that I would be able to get to it, plus I'm running out of blog space LOL.


Anyway, put on your hat and mittens, spike that cup of apple cider with something with a little more KICK, and a caroling we shall go!

first up:

Darth Maul, The Tattooed Sith Lord
(to the tune of "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer")


Darth Maul, the tattooed Sith Lord
Had a very h or ny head
And if you ever pissed him off
You would surely wind up dead

Palpy, his Sith Lord master
Had a laugh that'd give you chills
He never let poor Darth Maul
Join in any Jedi kills!

Then one arid Boonta Eve
Palpy came to say
Padme's given Nute the slip
Maul will find your missing ship

Oh how the Jedi fought him,
As he battled them with glee
But Darth Maul, the tattooed Sith Lord
Got cut in half by ...O...bi!


(edit note: I find it very funny that "pissed off" made it through, yet I had to alter the word "h-o-r-n-y" to get it past the auto-censor... )
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Ok, let's sip our "cider" a bit...now on to the next:

Palpatine is Coming To Town
(to the tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town")

You better watch out
you better not cry
you better make progress
I'm telling you why
Palpatine is coming to town

He's making a list
don't you understand?
Forgiving he's not, as much as I am
Palpatine is coming to town

He knows they're all on Endor
And he's acting really mean.
From that pitiful band, the shield's quite safe
'cause it's all as he's foreseen

you refuse to give in
So be it, Jedi
if you won't be turned
Then you're gonna die
Palpatine ain't messin' around

Darth Vader grabs Palps
He's wearing a frown
He's picking him up and throwing him down
Palpatine's no longer, in town!




Ok, that's enough caroling for me, I'm heading back home for some more "cider"....yeah, that's what I will be drinking, "cider"....