So I Needed A Break From The Song Lyrics Re-Writes So I Wrote Something Totally Original And I Give To You, A Poetic Look At Episode I

In A Galaxy Far Far Away,
In A Galaxy We At SW.Com Visit Every Day,

A Trade Blockade We See Over Naboo,
Not Letting Anything Through.

Two Jedi Make Their Way Onboard To Talk,
Trade Federation Leaders They Begin To Stalk.

Consulting Their Partner About The Issue At Hand,
Told To Kill Them Immediately Where They Stand.

After Their Life Is Attempted To Be Taken,
Biggest Mistake They Be Maken.

Escape From The Blockade Is Made Clean,
Only Once On Naboo Were They Seen.

Running From The Droid Patrol,
Hitting The Ground With A Roll.

Under Them Is A Local Creature,
A Local Gungan We Can Tell By His Facial Feature.

Swim Down To Under Water City,
What An Amazing Sight For All To See!

Sped On Their Way,
Fastest Way Through Planet Core Today.

"Always A Bigger Fish" Is Very True,
All Three Make It To Naboo.

The Queen Will Not Sign The Treaty,
She Wants Her People To Be Free.

To Containment Camp She Is To Go,
All Are Feeling Pretty Low.

From A Ledge The Jedi Jumps,
Giving The Droids Bruises And Bumps.

Take You To Coruscant We Must,
In Us Jedi You Need To Trust.

To The Queen They Think They Talk,
Along Side Her They Think They Walk.

Onto The Ship They Pile,
While Darkness Grows All The While.

The Blockade Fires On The Ship As They Fly,
Shields Break Down, Circuits Fry.

Mech Droids Attempt To Repair,
At The Status Screen All Stare.

One Droid Remains To Fix What Is Wrong,
And It Doesn't Take Him Long.

His Operating Number A Famous One It Does Be,
It Appears To Be Its Destiny.

Damage Has Been Made To The Hyperdrive,
Won't Make It To Coruscant Alive.

To Tatooine They Speed,
The Queen To The Jedi Must Heed.

A Hunt For The Part They Begin To Make,
Along With Them A Hand Maiden They Must Take.

They Wander Into Watto's Shop,
For Parts His Is Top.

Found The Part They Need,
Lack Of Cash Their Way It Does Impede.

The Hand Maiden A Slave Boy Workin,
But He's A Person And His Name Is Anakin!

Heading Back To The Ship For The Night,
The Gungan & The Dug Almost Have A Fight.

Saved By The Boy, Protected From The Storm Of Sand,
In His Home, Isn't The Boy Grand?

Mech Droid And Protocol Droid Meet First Time,
Justice To This Meeting Can't Be Done In This Rhyme.

Dinner Is Had At The Table,
No One Can Kill A Jedi Is Revealed As Fable.

Greed Can Be A Powerful Ally,
Win The Money In Pod Race The Boy Wants To Try.

Trust A Boy We Hardly Know The Hand Maiden Disagrees,
To Trust His Judgment Jedi Pleas.

Hesa Crash ed?
Sebulba He Bash ed.

The Boy Wins The Race,
To The Hand Maiden Jedi Saves Face.

By Wager Boy Is Free At Last,
To Mom Has To Say Byes Fast.

As Jedi And Boy Near Cruiser,
Out Of Nowhere Appears A Mysterious Bruiser!

The Jedi Is Almost Over Matched In Skill,
But Survives On Pure Will.

A Quick Jump On Board,
Extinguishing His Laser Sword.

Jedi Padawan Meets Boy That Saved Master From Storm,
But Why He Call Another Pathetic Life Form?

Arrival In Coruscant Is Met By Chancellor And Senator,
Queen Is Ready And Knows What To Fight For.

Boy Is Ready To Face The Jedi Council And Be Tested,
While Jedi Master Tells About Being Almost Bested.

Addressing The Senate The Queen Is Tense,
Moving For A Vote Of No Confidence.

Jedi Master Has No Doubt Was A Lord Of The Sith,
That He Had A Saber Duel With.

More He Has To Say,
Wishes Boy To Be Trained Jedi Way.

Boy Can Sense Items In Front Of Council,
Leading Members Say No Training For Him Still.

Sense In Him Much Fear,
Danger In His Training Is Clear.

The Future Of The Boy Another Day Decide,
Back To Naboo With The Queen They Will Ride.

To The Gungans The Queen Turns For Help,
They Cannot Be Found Down By The Kelp.

To A Sacred Place They Have Fled,
They Make Their Approach One Dressed As Queen At The Head.

She Begins To Speak To The Gungan Leader,
The Hand Maiden Steps Forward As Speaker.

Appears A Decoy Has Been Used All Along,
She Speaks Powerfully And Strong.

Asking The Gungans To Help For The Planets Cause,
For A While Did The Boss Gungan Pause.

Maybe Weesa Start Being Friends,
A Partnership Is Formed And On This All Hope Depends.

Gungans Start Battle Out Away From The City,
Droids Can Not Break Shield What A Pity.

Roger, Roger, Ground Troops Debark
Ouch Time Begins, Laser Fire Hits Its Mark.

In The City The Queen Starts Her Fight,
Trying To Do All That Is Right.

The Boy Takes Cover In A Cockpit,
Eventually The Engines Get Lit.

Takes Off Into Space,
Of Fear There Is Not Real Trace.

Jedi Master And Padawan Face To Face,
With The Sith, And Duel At Lightening Pace.

Boy Blows Up Ship Controlling Droids On Planet,
Freeing Gungans Caught In Wars Net.

Jedi Master To The Sith Has Lost His Life,
Padawan Is Filled With Must Strife.

Takes It To Him With Jedi Passion,
Or Is That Sith Aggression?

Winning The Battle Against This Sith Attacker,
Gets Down And Talks To His Fallen Jedi Master.

Promise To Train The Boy, Chosen One He Will Be,
Yes Master, A Jedi, You Will See.

Queen Corners The Vice Roy,
And Is Able To Win Again Thanks To Decoy.

Time To Discuss A New Treaty,
Where The Species of Naboo Will Be Free.

Jedi Council Does Not Agree To Let Training Start For Youngling,
Jedi Knight Will Train Boy After Much Insisting.

Passed On Jedi Master's Spirit Released By Fire,
What A Sight That Funeral Pyre.

A New Supreme Chancellor Attends The Celebration,
Former Senator Now Leader Of All Galactic Relation.

Jedi Knight Stands With New Padawan For All To See,
As Gungans March Into Capital City.

All Hostilities Between The Two Sides Put To Rest,
While Chancellor Watches A Certain Youngling's Career With Great Interest.

Always Two Sith There Be In This Galaxy Far Far Away,
A Master And An Apprentice They Say.

Which Was Destroyed By The Jedi Knight,
Oh My What A Plight.

At Last Naboo Has Peace,
On Life A New Lease.

Thus Ends Episode One,
But There Is More To Be Done...