So today's ponder was inspired by a little friend of mine that said they felt "sithy" and I started to remember this song....so what if Padme was glad Anakin turned to the dark side. And was preparing to go in her apartment on the "West Side"....And started to sing a song....would it have gone something like this?

Padme
I feel Sithy,
Oh, so Sithy,
I feel angry and witty and wise!
And I fight
Any Jedi who isn't me tonight.

I feel forceful,
Oh, so forceful
It's alarming how forceful I feel!
And so Sithy
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the Sithy girl in that mirror there:
Who can that aggressive Sith be?
Such a Sithy face,
Such a Sithy robe,
Such a Sithy smile,
Such a Sithy me!

I feel aggressive
And entrapping,
Feel like choking and fighting for joy,
For I'm loved
By a Sithy wonderful Vader!

C3P0
Have you met my Sithy friend Padme,
The craziest Sith on Mustafar?
You'll know her the minute you see her,
She's the one who is in an advanced state of Sithness.

She thinks she's in love.
She thinks she's in Spain.
She isn't in love,
She's merely insane.

It must be the heat
Or some rare mind trick,
Or too much to drink
Or maybe it's lava fleas.

Keep away from her,
Send for Yoda!
This is not the
Padme we know!

Angry and evil,
rude and unrefined,
Well-trained and strong
And out of her sithy mind!

Padme
I feel Sithy,
Oh, so Sithy
That Mustafar should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to worship me.

C3P0
La la la la . . .

PADME
I feel dizzy,
I feel shadowy,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so Sithy,
Miss Mustafar can just resign!

C3P0
La la la la . . .

PADME
See the Sithy girl in that mirror there:

C3P0
What mirror where?

PADME
Who can that aggressive girl be?

C3P0
Which? What? Where? Whom?

PADME
Such a Sithy face,
Such a Sithy dress,
Such a Sithy smile,
Such a Sithy me!

C3P0
Such a Sithy me!

ALL
I feel aggressive
And entraping,
Feel like choking and fighting for joy,
For I'm loved
By a Sithy wonderful Vader!