When Darth Vader calmed down, and approached the Emperor to view the Making of the Death Star. He looks passive, I think it's cause he just read his "Vader Suit Manual." Ever wonder what some of the warnings inside might have been? I mean an iron comes with a label that says 'Do NOT Iron Shirt While Wearing It" so here some thoughts.

* May Cause Drowsiness.
* If You Have Back Problems Beware: Suit May Aggravate Condition Due To Weight.
* Do Not Operate If You Have Had Too Much To Drink, Don't Drink And Fly.
* May Cause Rapid Heart Rate (Well Duh, It Was A Mobil Hospital Pretty Much)
* Lungs May Not Totally Fill with Air, But Don't Worry There Is Oxygen Flowing.
* If Seal Is Broken, Return After Using....
* Gloves Are Made To Stop Blaster Laser, Rest Of Suit Not Tested.
* If Depressurization Occurs, Oxygen Will Be Released Into Suit (This One Confused Him As It Already Released Oxygen And Helped Him Breathe)
* Be Sure To Use "Black 66" When Getting Touch Up Paint For Rubber And Metal.
* Do Not Let Small Children Play With Buttons On Chest Piece As If A Hasbro Color And Shape Recognition Toy.
* Shoulder Pads Are Thin, Not Made For A Linebacker, Do Not Attempt To Tackle Anyone
* Beware Air Vents, Cape May Get Tangled.
* Cape Does Not Mean You Can Fly
* Metal Underwear May Cause Chaffing.
* Oxygen In Use, Do Not Use Near Open Flames (No Smores For Lord Vader!)
* Do NOT Use Mouth Air Filter As Coffee Filter.
* Do Not Get Overly Wet, Will Short Circuit
* Dry Clean Only (Huh? Literally, See Above)
* May Cause Helmet Hair.
* Do Not Use As Wet Suit When Scuba Diving.
* If Your Model Came With Lightsaber, Do Not Look Directly Into Lightsaber When Igniting.
* If Your Model Came With "The Clapper" For Helmet Removal, Do NOT Attend Pod Races.
* Beware Force Lightning May Cause Malfunction in Circuits, Resulting in Certain Death (guess he didn't believe this one!)

And The Worst One Of All, Always Haunting Our Lord Vader.

* BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED!