Today, I Was Lurking In The Shadows At Work, And Put In A CD Of TV Sounds. One Of The Items On It Was The Classic Baseball Routine "Who's On First." And Of Course My Warped Sith Mind Went To Work. And I Could Picture Yoda and Obi-Wan Talking As They Are Communicating With Each Other In The New Jedi Temple After Return Of The Jedi, Did It Go Something Like This?

Yoda: Well Obi-Wan, I'm going to the Jedi temple with you. You know Luke Skywalker, the new teach of the Jedi, gave me a job as an advisor for as long as you're on the new council.
Obi-Wan: Look, if you're a council member, you must know all the Jedi.
Yoda: I certainly do.
Obi-Wan: Well you know I've never met the new guys. So you'll have to tell me their names and location, and then I'll know where the Jedi are.
Yoda: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these Jedi now-a-days very peculiar names.
Obi-Wan: You mean funny names?
Yoda: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Jedi...
Obi-Wan: His brother Daffy.
Yoda: Daffy Jedi...
Obi-Wan: And their Felucian cousin.
Yoda: Felucian?
Obi-Wan: Goofè.
Yoda: Goofè Jedi. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on Mygeeto, What's on Kessel, I Don't Know is on Coruscant...
Obi-Wan: That's what I want to find out.
Yoda: I say Who's on Mygeeto, What's on Kessel, I Don't Know's on Coruscant.
Obi-Wan: Are you the advisor?
Yoda: Yes.
Obi-Wan: You gonna be a Jedi Teacher too?
Yoda: Yes.
Obi-Wan: And you don't know the Jedi's names?
Yoda: Well I should.
Obi-Wan: Well then who's on Mygeeto?
Yoda: Yes.
Obi-Wan: I mean the Jedi's name.
Yoda: Who.
Obi-Wan: The guy on Mygeeto.
Yoda: Who.
Obi-Wan: The Jedi on Mygeeto.
Yoda: Who.
Obi-Wan: The guy working...
Yoda: Who is on Mygeeto!
Obi-Wan: I'm asking YOU who's on Mygeeto.
Yoda: That's the Jedi's name.
Obi-Wan: That's who's name?
Yoda: Yes.
Obi-Wan: Well go ahead and tell me.
Yoda: That's it.
Obi-Wan: That's who?
Yoda: Yes.
PAUSE
Obi-Wan: Look, you gotta Jedi on Mygeeto?
Yoda: Certainly.
Obi-Wan: Who's working on Mygeeto?
Yoda: That's right.
Obi-Wan: When you give supplies to the Jedi on Mygeeto, who gets the money?
Yoda: Every dollar of it.
Obi-Wan: All I'm trying to find out is the Jedi's name on Mygeeto.
Yoda: Who.
Obi-Wan: The Jedi that gets...
Yoda: That's it.
Obi-Wan: Who gets the money...
Yoda: He does, every credit. Sometimes his apprentice comes to collects it.
Obi-Wan: Whose apprentice?
Yoda: Yes.
PAUSE
Yoda: What's wrong with that?
Obi-Wan: Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the Jedi on Mygeeto, how does he sign his name?
Yoda: Who.
Obi-Wan: The Jedi.
Yoda: Who.
Obi-Wan: How does he sign...
Yoda: That's how he signs it.
Obi-Wan: Who?
Yoda: Yes.
PAUSE
Obi-Wan: All I'm trying to find out is what's the Jedi's name on Mygeeto.
Yoda: No. What is on Kessel.
Obi-Wan: I'm not asking you who's on Kessel.
Yoda: Who's on Mygeeto.
Obi-Wan: One Planet at a time!
Yoda: Well, don't change the Jedi around.
Obi-Wan: I'm not changing nobody!
Yoda: Take it easy, Master Kenobi.
Obi-Wan: I'm only asking you, who's the guy on Mygeeto?
Yoda: That's right.
Obi-Wan: Ok.
Yoda: All right.
PAUSE
Obi-Wan: What's the guy's name on Mygeeto?
Yoda: No. What is on Kessel.
Obi-Wan: I'm not asking you who's on Kessel.
Yoda: Who's on Mygeeto.
Obi-Wan: I don't know.
Yoda: He's on Coruscant, we're not talking about him.
Obi-Wan: Now how did I get on Coruscant?
Yoda: Why you mentioned his name.
Obi-Wan: If I mentioned the Jedi on Coruscant's name, who did I say is working Coruscant?
Yoda: No. Who's playing Mygeeto.
Obi-Wan: What's on Mygeeto?
Yoda: What's on Kessel.
Obi-Wan: I don't know.
Yoda: He's on Coruscant.
Obi-Wan: There I go, back on Coruscant again!
PAUSE
Obi-Wan: Would you just stay on Coruscant and don't go off it.
Yoda: All right, what do you want to know?
Obi-Wan: Now who's working on Coruscant?
Yoda: Why do you insist on putting Who on Coruscant?
Obi-Wan: What am I putting on Coruscant.
Yoda: No. What is on Kessel.
Obi-Wan: You don't want who on Kessel?
Yoda: Who is on Mygeeto.
Obi-Wan: I don't know.
Yoda & Obi-Wan Together: Coruscant!
PAUSE
Obi-Wan: Look, you gotta Jedi in the Outter Rim?
Yoda: Sure.
Obi-Wan: The Jedi name on Tatooine?
Yoda: Why.
Obi-Wan: I just thought I'd ask you.
Yoda: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.
Obi-Wan: Then tell me who's working on Tatooine.
Yoda: Who's on Mygeeto.
Obi-Wan: I'm not... stay out of the other planets! I want to know what's the guy's name on Tatooine?
Yoda: No, What is on Kessel.
Obi-Wan: I'm not asking you who's on Kessel.
Yoda: Who's on Mygeeto!
Obi-Wan: I don't know.
Yoda & Obi-Wan Together: Coruscant!
PAUSE
Obi-Wan: The name of the Jedi on Tatooine?
Yoda: Why.
Obi-Wan: Because!
Yoda: Oh, he's on Utapau.
PAUSE
Obi-Wan: Look, You Jedi on Kashyyyk these days?
Yoda: Sure.
Obi-Wan: The Jedi's name?
Yoda: Tomorrow.
Obi-Wan: You don't want to tell me today?
Yoda: I'm telling you now.
Obi-Wan: Then go ahead.
Yoda: Tomorrow!
Obi-Wan: What time?
Yoda: What time what?
Obi-Wan: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's on Kashyyyk?
Yoda: Now listen. Who is not on Kashyyyk.
Obi-Wan: I'll break your arm, you say who's on Mygeeto! I want to know what's the Jedi's name?
Yoda: What's on Kessel.
Obi-Wan: I don't know.
Yoda & Obi-Wan Together: Coruscant!
PAUSE
Obi-Wan: Gotta Jedi on Kamino?
Yoda: Certainly.
Obi-Wan: The Jedi's name?
Yoda: Today.
Obi-Wan: Today, and tomorrow's working.
Yoda: Now you've got it.
Obi-Wan: All we got is a couple of days on the Jedi council.
PAUSE
Obi-Wan: You know I'm a Jedi too.
Yoda: So they tell me.
Obi-Wan: I get behind on a planet to do some fancy Jedi Work, Tomorrow's working on my team and a heavy Sith gets up. Now the heavy Sith causes some trouble. When he causes the trouble, me, being a good Jedi, I'm gonna flush the guy out at Mygeeto. So I pick up trail and ask for help from who?
Yoda: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
Obi-Wan: I don't even know what I'm talking about!
PAUSE
Yoda: That's all you have to do.
Obi-Wan: Is to trail the Sith to Mygeeto.
Yoda: Yes!
Obi-Wan: Now who's my contact?
Yoda: Naturally.
PAUSE
Obi-Wan: Look, if I trail the Sith to Mygeeto, some Jedi's gotta help. Now who is it?
Yoda: Naturally.
Obi-Wan: Who?
Yoda: Naturally.
Obi-Wan: Naturally?
Yoda: Naturally.
Obi-Wan: So I trail the Sith and I get help from Naturally.
Yoda: No you don't, you trail the Sith to Who.
Obi-Wan: Naturally.
Yoda: That's different.
Obi-Wan: That's what I said.
Yoda: You're not saying it...
Obi-Wan: I trail the Sith to Naturally.
Yoda: You trail them to Who.
Obi-Wan: Naturally.
Yoda: That's it.
Obi-Wan: That's what I said!
Yoda: You ask me.
Obi-Wan: I trail the Sith to who?
Yoda: Naturally.
Obi-Wan: Now you ask me.
Yoda: You trail the Sith to Who?
Obi-Wan: Naturally.
Yoda: That's it.
Obi-Wan: Same as you! Same as YOU! I trail the Sith to who. Whoever it is flushes the Sith out and the Sith runs to Kessel. Who picks up the trail and contacts What. What contacts I Don't Know. I Don't Know contacts Tomorrow, Sith Cornered. Another Sith starts trouble and flees a way towards Because. Why? I don't know! He's on Coruscant and I don't give a darn!
Yoda: What?
Obi-Wan: I said I don't give a darn!
Yoda: Oh, he's on Hoth.