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Bar 66
date posted: Dec 19, 2006 10:40 AM  |  updated: Dec 19, 2006 3:21 PM
Happy Balanced Force Day!
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A few isolated, outspoken naysayers said that it couldn't be done. Many, many more said that it just shouldn't be done, almost invariably for the sake of the children. Nevertheless, here it is, resplendent in all of its radiance and glory - a shining beacon of peace, shared humanity and the extent of my desire to avoid real work. I should warn you that looking directly at it for more than ten seconds will cause visual distortion and eventual loss of sight. Maybe I should have mentioned that before. Well, what do you need your vision for anyway? Except for your job, hobbies and family life? Hmm? That's the spirit!

You may be asking me, "Why a star?" This is pointless, as I am not even in the same country as you, and therefore cannot possibly hear your plea for enlightenment. However, since I have utilised my strange and alarming powers of foresight to anticipate this query, I might as well tell you the reason: ...OK, there isn't a reason. It could be because a star is a bit seasonal without being explicitly religious in nature. Equally, it could be from a black flag an' a risin' Sun loomin' over Los Angeles - FIGHT THA POWAH!!!1!1! You decide.

Well, this is all in aid of jp77's Balanced Force Week. I still have no idea what it is, but it all sounded terribly exciting, which is why I suppressed my natural avolition to make this mosaic for you, at the cost of terrible psychological damage to myself. If you didn't come here from jp77's blog, then please visit it now (here, I'll make it easy for you) and experience what is literally the biggest celebration of a fictional holiday on starwars.com this week. Seriously though, it's all good stuff - content produced by the people, for the people. By the gifted and industrious people for the lazy and apathetic people, that is. Feed, you leeches! Feed on the talent of these fine individuals! Feed until your become bloated and corpulent and able to move only by rolling gently from side to side like some monstrous, fleshy water balloon!
I'll bring the barbecue sauce.
http://blogs.starwars.com/GaWStuff/26

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  jkelly
There Is No Conflict
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 10:49 AM
You shoulda warned me about that blinding thing earlier. As I regained vision, I saw my dog in grand mal seizures from staring at it too long.
  jediprincess77
I Know...
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 10:51 AM
OH! It's glorious!!!! This is the best BFD present ever!!! (Well, besides what Melinda gave me...but that's OK.);)

Seriously, THANK YOU for making this for BFD!

at the cost of terrible psychological damage to myself
Hey, you can handle it! But go ahead and have one of my cookies to make up for it.

what is literally the biggest celebration of a fictional holiday on starwars.com this week
Nevermind that it's the only celebration of a fictional holiday on sw.com this week...can I take that as a compliment nonetheless?
  jediprincess77
I Know...
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 10:52 AM
Oh yeah. And are you ever planning to explain this royal changing-of-the-avatars business?
hansgirl3
Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 10:53 AM
Hee hee hee heeeeeee!!! Haa haaa haaa haaaaa!!! :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!!!!

:^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O

You seriously crack me up. And it's not the creation that did it (though that is something else indeed!!)...

:D
  Kenobi-fan
The Jundland Wastes Journal
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 11:08 AM
Holy Crap! :O
  Kenobi-fan
The Jundland Wastes Journal
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 11:08 AM
Holy Crap! :O
MomOf2YoungPadawan
Mamadala's Lair
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 11:15 AM
Impressive....most impressive!!!!

:O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O
:O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O
:O :O :O :O :O :O :O
  Kenobi-fan
The Jundland Wastes Journal
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 11:16 AM
Oops!
Anakin Skywalker, Ep 1

Delete whichever 'Holy Crap' you feel is unwarranted but please leave at least one...for me.
MomOf2YoungPadawan
Mamadala's Lair
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 11:17 AM
Poodoo...that didn't turn out like I wanted !!! :_| Happy BFD, anyway!!!
  jedi_iain
From A Certain Point Of View
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 11:25 AM
Arrrrggggghhhh!!!
My eyes my eyes!!!!!

wait my visions coming back, i see...a big green and red blur

oh poodoo, its gone again
  padmeskywalker77
Padme's Legacy
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 11:55 AM
Wow!! I'm impressed :D

Hopefully I will be able to gain my vision back soon...these "stars" before me are getting a little annoying ;) :p
  Rogueish
W.I.E.R.D.
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 12:03 PM
Well, what do you need your vision for anyway?

Scotch or Irish whisky? Need I say more. (I'm not that much of an expert that I can smell the difference, only taste it)

I hope Superman aint reading this, the sight of that red star will render him powerless.
nob01
Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 12:17 PM
Feed until your become bloated and corpulent and able to move only by rolling gently from side to side like some monstrous, fleshy water balloon!
Done it.

Nice work, you scoundrel.
  greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 12:33 PM
I saw my dog in grand mal seizures

Did he have cartoon stars spinning around his head? That would be awesome.

can I take that as a compliment nonetheless?

Yes! It's the one, the only and the best!

are you ever planning to explain this royal changing-of-the-avatars business?

A new one every Sunday. Not much more to it than that. :D

You seriously crack me up. And it's not the creation that did it

What is it? I have something in my hair, don't I?
  ral_kleest
The Jedi Way: Preserving the Light
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 12:35 PM
Barbeque sauce!?!

For BFD leeching?

I think not! A balsamic vinegrette perhaps, but nothing so gauche as glorified ketchup...

BBQ sauce indeed! Never! Never! NEVER!!!!

Now if you'd be so kind as to pass the barbeque sauce...
  greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 12:43 PM
Holy Crap!

Woah!

Holy Crap!

Woah!

Impressive....most impressive!!!!

Perhaps I am as strong as the Emperor thought?

Delete whichever 'Holy Crap' you feel is unwarranted

No! I like that it gives the impression you commented, then were struck with spontaneous Alzheimer's and left the exact same comment again.
  BountyHunterBossk421
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 12:53 PM
Impressive....most impressive!!!!
You stole my comment! :)
  greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 12:54 PM
that didn't turn out like I wanted !!!

Is it a rabbit? No, it's a lightsaber! No, it's a rabbit-shaped lightsaber! No, wait, I can get this!

oh poodoo, its gone again

No refunds.

Wow!! I'm impressed

You are such a star, ps!

I'm not that much of an expert that I can smell the difference, only taste it

I can see the difference. It's "e"-shaped. ;)
  Merryman-Lyon
A Wild Bantha Chase
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 12:56 PM
Your eyesight will return in time
  greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 1:39 PM
Nice work, you scoundrel

Scoundrel? I like the sound of that. Although 'blackguard' would add a dash of ye olde charm, I feel.

Now if you'd be so kind as to pass the barbeque sauce...

Certainement, monsieur. Poivre?

You stole my comment!

Avast, ye thief of comments!

Your eyesight will return in time

Convenient.
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 2:04 PM
Awesomeness!

experience what is literally the biggest celebration of a fictional holiday on starwars.com this week.

:^O


... kinda bummed that there's no hidden links, tho.
  jediprincess77
I Know...
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 2:18 PM
A new one every Sunday. Not much more to it than that.
What a let-down...

Scoundrel? I like the sound of that.
Me too!:)

kinda bummed that there's no hidden links, tho.
Me too!:(
kyle228
Truly Wonderful, the Mind of a Child Is...
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 2:25 PM
Wow. I'm impressed. I've seen this done before, and I've thought "Wow, they must have a lot of time on their hands." And I still do. Great job!
Happy Balanced Force Day to you to!
  greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 3:28 PM
... kinda bummed that there's no hidden links, tho.

Or are there? (Yes)

What a let-down...

OK! OK! The pattern of changes hides a secret that will sunder the very foundations of civilization. Happy now? :p

Happy Balanced Force Day to you to!

And the same to you, good sir!
  jediprincess77
I Know...
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 6:05 PM
Or are there? (Yes)
Meesa like!

Happy now?
Maybe...


OK. I'm done contaminating your blog with my purpleness. (Although, you could use a little more purple around here. Goodness knows what sort of color your next avatar will be.)
ewanandhaydenfan5
I Have You Now!
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 7:43 PM
If we stare at it and let our eyes relax, will we see a sailboat? ;)

Great job, g&wjedi.

Your eyesight will return in time
:^O
  GalacticBabe
I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 7:57 PM
Wowee!!!! Is this one of those things that when you stare at it then close your eyes you see something different? Let's try it! OW!!! Not a good idea! Now everything is all speckledy!;)

Great job!!!!:)
JediMelindaWolf
Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 10:05 PM
all I can say, gawj, is this was absolutely stupendous!!!!

I LOVED IT! :D

MTFBWY :)
gencrs
Technical Manuals from The GFFA
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 10:10 PM
Well, what do you need your vision for anyway? Except for your job, hobbies and family life? Reading Blogs!

Anyway, I wish I had that much time on my hands to make something like that.

Happy Balanced Force Day to everyone.
Jedi Master Mina
Another Galaxy, another time
date Posted: Dec 19, 2006 10:15 PM
Holy ####...

{ahem}...Dude, you have way too much time on your hands. :D

I'll bring the barbecue sauce

No, I think you need to bring the warming jelly...:^O
  greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
date Posted: Dec 20, 2006 2:21 AM
Although, you could use a little more purple around here.

Looks like it's up to you and eahf5, then. Do what must be done.

will we see a sailboat?

If you stare at it, you'll be lucky to see anything. Ever. :^O

Now everything is all speckledy!

Yep, that's the look. Thanks, GB!
  greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
date Posted: Dec 20, 2006 3:28 AM
I LOVED IT!

Thanks, JMW!

I wish I had that much time on my hands to make something like that

It took about half the time of an entry in prose. Fact.

I think you need to bring the warming jelly...

Yes, I certainly...wait a minute! That's not a condiment at all! (Not in the culinary sense, anyway). :p
  Michelle1968
M68- Star Wars Kid at Heart
date Posted: Dec 20, 2006 10:16 AM
Oh dear! :^O

Great job!

How long till I can see straight (or think straight, after that last comment) again?:D

:x
  greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
date Posted: Dec 20, 2006 4:11 PM
How long till I can see straight (or think straight, after that last comment) again?

Your eyesight may return in time, but I'm afraid the mental scars will never heal. Your only hope now is to join us in our league of corruption! :D
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Dec 20, 2006 9:22 PM
Most excellent. ;)
  Michelle1968
M68- Star Wars Kid at Heart
date Posted: Dec 21, 2006 2:03 PM
Your only hope now is to join us in our league of corruption!

Well... I'll think about it. ;)

Is there an initiation fee or deed I need to worry about? LOL
  greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
date Posted: Dec 23, 2006 7:26 AM
Most excellent

I thought you would approve. :D

Is there an initiation fee or deed I need to worry about?

Mina usually takes care of all that sort of thing. Knowing her, as I do, it will almost inevitably involve some sort of spanking, which could be a good or a bad thing depending on your predisposition toward such matters. :p
  confusedone
I have the fear of being afraid and I'm on strike against strikes
date Posted: Jan 06, 2007 11:41 AM
Felt like dropping by and saying hello. However, that would take too much time so I'll say "hi" instead. Same meaning, one less syllable. Suits the lazies and procrastinators like myself. Adios.;)
  greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
date Posted: Jan 06, 2007 12:06 PM
Oh, hey, good to see you! Drop by any time, even if it is just to say "hi".
Erm...you're not going to C4, are you? All the kids are talking about it, so I figure it must be the place to be this May.
  confusedone
I have the fear of being afraid and I'm on strike against strikes
date Posted: Jan 06, 2007 1:32 PM
Unfortunately no C4 trips for me. Hey, maybe for the 50th anniversary I'll go. Unless that bank robbery I'm planning runs amuck. Then I might have to watch it on the tube from behind bars, but I've always wanted to visit Folsom...;)
  greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
date Posted: Jan 06, 2007 2:20 PM
Johnny Cash fan, are ya? Well, at least you've got a long term goal, which is a good thing. Risky business, the old stick-up - but nothing ventured, nothing gained, am I right?
  Pablo Wan
date Posted: Jan 09, 2007 1:17 PM
Feed until your become bloated and corpulent and able to move only by rolling gently from side to side like some monstrous, fleshy water balloon!
I'll bring the barbecue sauce.

:( You know, thatīs exactly what my girlfriend said, then she gave a huge bottle of soda, some chips and walked away. I guess I shouldnīnt have made that promise about following a diet...

Just kidding...Iīve never got to hav a grfriend, haha...:^O :) :( :_|

Sorry. MTFBWY
  greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
date Posted: Jan 09, 2007 2:05 PM
Sorry

That's OK, we all have problems here. Just look at Stooge; nothing more than a seething mass of neuroses. :p
  jediprincess77
I Know...
date Posted: Feb 10, 2007 10:42 AM
Aha! Took me a minute, but I found an open comment space.

I just want to say something before Sunday arrives...

PLEASE don't take Han away again! This is my favorite avatar of yours ever!!! I love it and I just might cry if you change!! Can we at least try to work this out? (I'm not above bribery, just so you know...)
  greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
date Posted: Feb 10, 2007 3:13 PM
Oh, I see. My limericks aren't good enough for you, but when there's a danger of Han leaving, suddenly you take an interest. ;
Well, maybe I don't want to keep Han around. Maybe I'm feeling in more of a Boss Nass kind of mood. In fact, that sounds like a pretty good idea. I think I could write a nice limerick about him too...
  jediprincess77
I Know...
date Posted: Feb 11, 2007 5:55 AM
So you wanna play it like that, huh? OK, fine. Just one quick questions, though: do you know anyone who belongs to LILWBN?

That's what I thought.


:p
  jediprincess77
I Know...
date Posted: Feb 11, 2007 5:57 AM
Um...that would be just one question right there, not numerous questions....

(Hey, it's not my fault! I haven't had my coffee yet!)
  greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
date Posted: Feb 11, 2007 6:27 AM
Alright, maybe we can work something out, if only because I care deeply about whether my avatar has a female fan club.
Han can stay if you write me a new blog description. Deal or no deal?
  jediprincess77
I Know...
date Posted: Feb 11, 2007 2:11 PM
Fiiiiiiiiiiine-uh. Deal. I'll come up with something. ;)

What am I now, your blog slave? Don't answer that. And no, I'm not putting on that metal bikini.X-(
  greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
date Posted: Feb 11, 2007 3:31 PM
And no, I'm not putting on that metal bikini.

Woah! Let's not be hasty now! I'm sure I could make it worth your while...

:p
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