Okay, so where to start? Well first off I searched for a decent picture to stick up here, and I decided against the usual Leia or Padme ones, simply because that would be too obvious. So here's a couple of chicks from Jabba's palace, namely Lyn Me, Greeata and Rystall. Now I'm not going to list every hottie in Star Wars, because that's probably been done already (and if not, it should be). No, I'm just going to drone on about the merits of some (including Twi'Lek yum yums), and perhaps comment on the complications of having some kind of fanboy squee infatuation over Khaleen Hentz, who has only ever been immortalised in ink and on paper. Essentially, she's a comic character from the EU.

Is that healthy?

Probably not. But I guess if you can have the hots for Jessica Rabbit (come on guys, who didn't?), then you can have likewise for Khaleen.

Going back to the pic above, there's also Oola, who met her untimely death because she rejected Jabba, who obviously saw the benefits of having a pretty Twi'Lek sat beside him.

It's not fair is it? All the hotties are getting killed. Aayla Secura R.I.P. has to be the favourite Twi'Lek of all time. I expect that EU fans are infatuated even more, as she was often portrayed in the comics even hotter than she was in real life. No offence to Amy Allen, who is really hot looking and if I were to give her marks out of ten, I'd definitely give her one.

Not killed of course, was Ayy Vida who looks like she's about to start pole dancing, or lap dancing, and I have absolutely no problem with that idea.

While I'm on the subject of lap dancing, all you guys who have not yet seen the movie Closer, should do so. It's worth it just to see Padme lap dancing, a worthwhile treat for any red-blooded male.

Oh to be a customer in the Outlander nightclub.

Where else is a good spot for pulling girls in the galaxy?

How about Zeltross?

Not a planet ever explored in the movies, and as far as I am aware, not done so in the EU. However, there have been Zeltrons appearing in the comics since the 1980s, largely due in part to Dani, who had a bit of a squee thing going on with Luke. Fair enough. The species are humanoid, the only difference is their skin colour, which is red, and they are basically very very promiscuous in relations with the opposite gender. Another Zeltron who showed up recently during the Clone Wars was Lyshaa, and she used her talents to hop into bed at the first opportunity.

*Sigh* The spoils of war.

But what of bald, pale skinned, kickazz wimmin?

Like Ripley in Alien 3, there is something attractive about a lady that is also hard-as-nails. Asajj Ventress does something for me, I have to say. Again, not seen on the big screen, and that's a crying shame. My one hope is that seeing as though she survived the Clone Wars, she may pop up again someday, maybe in the TV series.

In a similar style to Ventress is Aurra Sing, who actually doesn't quite have the same effect on me, although the actress who portrayed her, Michonne Bourriague, is very lovely indeed.

Again, she's a survivor, and may crop up again later in the GFFA. Who knows?

Well, seeing as though I pleased the Rodian community by mentioning Greeata, I've proved I'm not xenophobic. Similarly, I'm quite in the mood for mentioning another non-human, namely Diva Shaliqua, who is a Theelin half-breed, and has something about her that I, and others, should be attracted to.

I guess it's the rough look. She looks like she could handle any man. I must be attracted to the lower class of bird...Khaleen, Diva, Lyshaa, Lyn Me...are there any upper class ladies worth looking at?

Well obviously there are the big three - Leia, Padme and perhaps Mara Jade (the latter dragged into the upper echelons of society by her husband Luke), but they always get a mention...so I'm looking for someone obscure...like Sola Naberrie. The Naberrie family are all able to boast their good looks, but Sola is v nice. Conservative, pretty and like her sister, quite clever. She clearly needs to date a bit of rough. Any takers? I'd certainly like to bring her to down to my level.

Sticking with the Padme theme, Dorme would certainly get it. I wonder what handmaidens get upto when they're off duty? I know what I'd like to do. She's probably the best looking of them all, even the one played by Keira Knightly.

Well there you have a small selection of girls to get the pulses racing. I could blog all day about more, but I just thought I'd throw in some of my favourites.

There really are some pretty decent looking tottie in the Star Wars universe. And hey, if you want to have a fanboy crush on a comic character, it's fine, honestly. It's allowed.

Rogueish...out!