NAME: Ben

NICKNAMES: None, apart from my blog-name (although JP calls me Fab Ben, and GB calls me BR).

SEX: Now my marriage is over, yes.

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: 3 bedroom house worth 250,000 euros, complete with sauna (I don't own it though - it comes with the job)

HEIGHT: 6 feet

EYES: Blue

HAIR: Brown

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? Shameless, or anything showing football.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Liverpool - Champions of Europe 2005

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Q.

FAVOURITE SMELL: Emporio Armani Gold, especially when my girlfriend is wearing it, or I receive a letter from her and it smells of it.

FAVOURITE COLOR: Red.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Missing my daughter, and my girlfriend.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being in the arms of the one I love.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Watch football if I can, socialise with people from work, get my head in my books and comics. Sometimes I go running.

FAVOURITE MUSIC: The Stones, The Doors, The Who, I like getting the Led out too. Also The Smiths, The Stone Roses, early Oasis, GnR, Madness. I'm digging Wolfmother at the moment.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? Come on Liverpool, 3 more points please!

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Nope.

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? Exciting.

PEN OR PENCIL? Pen, but it has to be a decent one.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? I don't usually hear it as my music is on all the time, and way too loud.

FAVOURITE FOODS: Spaghetti bolognaise, or Indian.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Not really.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: Yes.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? I love to.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Um, yes, Hong Kong Phooey, but actually, he's a water bottle.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I miss my Springer Spaniel, Kopper. I have an affection for West Highland Terriers too.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Dog, or a big cat, I love lions and tigers.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY? Cool, and a great excuse to cuddle.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Jim Morrison.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Magners Irish Cider, or brandy.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Scorpio.

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Always!

GUYS--WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? Absolutely.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Novelist.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I wouldn't bother.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? I have a few already, on my upper arms.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: No.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Pictures of my daughter.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half empty, but not for long. Fill it up man.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Snapple was not found in the Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary.

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Righty.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? I'm a two-fingered typer and slow, so I guess so, I'm meticulous.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Nothing, I'm a tidy person.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: 8

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Peugeot 205.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? Well, I miss my SAAB 9-3 convertible, but I've always wanted a beemer..

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Football, darts.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Well no-one actually sent it to me, but Rivet-Head gave me the idea. And he's one quality person I'd like to meet

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Well, I'm not actually sending it out, but if I did, the least likely to respond would probably be my buddy Dark Moose.