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I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
by: gold5
date posted: Apr 18, 2006 10:11 AM  | 
updated: Oct 25, 2006 7:10 PM
And he signed it Darth Vader
I was looking through my collection the other day and came across a memory from my early experiences of Star Wars. While I have amassed a large collection of SW toys over the last 29 years (Most of which are well worn with carbon scoring from long ago fought battles). My most prized piece is actually no toy but an autographed photo the Dark Lord of the Sith himself, Darth Vader.

I first saw Star Wars in 1977. I was four years old at the time. Little did I know going into the movie that it would in the words of Yoda, "forever dominate my destiny." I was hooked from the opening title onward. I was so excited my mom called it a five bathroom movie, but that is for another blog. Needless to say I wanted to be Luke Skywalker, wanted an R2 unit, fell in love with Leia, and feared Darth Vader.

The scene is 1978 and a local Memphis, Tn. furniture store was advertising a publicity stunt to introduce the new line of Star Wars bedspreads, pillowcases, curtains , etc. "Meet Darth Vader from Star Wars" the ad read. My mom showed it to me and I knew I had to be there. I remember begging. My mom agreed and the next was a long two week wait in which the event was held over my head several times to bribe me into being good or cleaning my room.

Finally the blessed evening had arrived :D. We were standing in line when they announced that Darth Vader's TIE fighter had landed on top of the building. It was more exciting than Santa Claus and just as real for a five year old. A few moments later an entourage comes in with the towering black figure of Vader. He walked a pass along the line of people as if doing a military inspection, pausing a moment directly in front of me where he bent down toward the little girl standing next to me. All you could hear was his breathing. He then moved on from the cowering girl toward the dias they had set up to do the autographs. The girl then started crying saying "he breathed on me!" This girl was undeserving of his attention. X-( Jealousy setting in.

I waited for my turn to meet the silent figure. They moved everyone through very quickly so I have to say it was anticlimactic. But I remember standing beneath the imposing figure as he signed the photo and the pillowcase I grabbed while wating in line. I still have both.The pillowcase would eventually lose the signature after many years of being used and washed. I remember looking to the roof to see if I could see the TIE fighter perched there. I may have even caught a flash out of the corner of my eye as it took off into the distance.

I don't actually know if it was David Prowse in the suit (though my mom says it was). All he signed across the black and white photo of the Dark Lord was Darth Vader, and in my memories that is exactly who it was.

May the Force be with you!

*edit*
I have since found out the identity of the man behind the suit which doesn't change the childhood experience any. It would be interesting to find out if he remembers the event. Probably not seeing as there are so many he did at the time.
Here is the autograph

  JarenValnor
Jaren Valnor's Thirsty Renegade Cantina
date Posted: Apr 18, 2006 10:28 AM
Great tale! This is exactly why I costume. I go as my own Jedi, Jaren Valnor, but everybody seems to think I'm Anakin. You decide:
http://images9.fotki.com/v189/free/31a48/5/598759/2115370/jediplo-vi.jpg
  JarenValnor
Jaren Valnor's Thirsty Renegade Cantina
date Posted: Apr 18, 2006 10:28 AM
FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Apr 18, 2006 10:36 AM
I was in a children's hospital in 1979. I was only five-years-old, so I didn't get to see him (thought he was too scary for the little kids) but Darth Vader came to visit and a couple of people brought me photos of him signed "Darth Vader". Of course, I was iriate about missing him.
Pabawan
Fragments from the Mind's Eye
date Posted: Apr 18, 2006 11:26 AM
Boy, do we have a story planned for later this week that you're really going to appreciate!

ph
  Aurin_Starkiller
date Posted: Apr 18, 2006 11:30 AM
Good day...

Sounds like a wonderful experience. I soooo wish I had the funds to costume, and to blog. :_| Oh well, I'll live.

The girl then started crying saying "he breathed on me!"

Priceless...B-)

God Bless,

May the Force be with you, always...
gold5
I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Apr 18, 2006 11:32 AM
I go as my own Jedi, Jaren Valnor, but everybody seems to think I'm Anakin. You decide.

I'm sure those whose say that really don't know much of Star Wars other than what is in pop culture. I sense you are strong with the force.
gold5
I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Apr 18, 2006 11:34 AM
I was in a children's hospital in 1979. I was only five-years-old, so I didn't get to see him (thought he was too scary for the little kids) but Darth Vader came to visit and a couple of people brought me photos of him signed "Darth Vader". Of course, I was iriate about missing him.

You got jipped. They should have made it available to anyone who was interested. But Star Wars only in it's infancy then. It was big but hadn't grown to its iconic status yet. The hospital probably just didn't think about it.
FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Apr 18, 2006 11:36 AM
Well, as I've gotten older I've learned to appreciate that they removed the brain abcess, I think that makes up for it.
  lordvader991
date Posted: Apr 18, 2006 11:48 AM
Wow that is awesome.
gold5
I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Apr 18, 2006 11:51 AM
More than makes up for it I would say.
FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Apr 18, 2006 7:13 PM

Mark: Hi, I'm walking miracle.

All: HI, MARK!!
  JarenValnor
Jaren Valnor's Thirsty Renegade Cantina
date Posted: Apr 19, 2006 12:44 PM
gold5, now that I think about it, they can be forgiven...judging the circumstances. I was at C3, walking past the MR booth, and someone yelled that the Padawan should rate one of their lightsabers. So, of course, I obeyed. I went over, picked up a blue Luke, and did some parries with it. Kids gathered round, shouting, "Yo, Anakin!" and since they thought they'd "met" one of their favorite characters (judging by their shirts/merch), I didn't argue. It was the adults, though...they should know! They're at C3!
Pabawan
Fragments from the Mind's Eye
date Posted: Apr 21, 2006 3:51 PM
Here's the story I was talking about. This may have been the source of your autograph!

http://www.starwars.com/hyperspace/member/kessel/f20060420/index.html
  JarenValnor
Jaren Valnor's Thirsty Renegade Cantina
date Posted: May 01, 2006 12:54 PM
And...gold5, this story has you on my blog roll.
  Master_Christopher
date Posted: Aug 10, 2006 3:37 AM
if only i could have been there:(
gold5
I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Aug 10, 2006 10:01 AM
It was one of my cooler SW memories
  paploodance
date Posted: Sep 20, 2006 12:05 PM
oh ####, you're so friggen lucky.

im still desperate to steal that yoda puppet.
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