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I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
by: gold5
date posted: Mar 21, 2008 11:22 AM  | 
updated: Mar 21, 2008 11:23 AM
Happy Good Friday Folks
My wife Amy had sent me this. I have seen it in past years I think. I decided, just for fun, to respond back to her email with the dialog around the table. So to commemorate Good Friday I am posting it for you guys to peruse.

Luke:
"Drink this for it is my blood!"
"Eat this for it is my body!"
"Do this in remembrance of me!"
"Whosoever shall believe in me shall have everlasting force ghosts!"

Yoda: "How do you get so big eating food of this kind?"

Vader: "You don't know the power of the roast beef!"

Mace:
"You think this food is the chosen food?"
"You can sit at this table but we do not grant you the rank of Messiah."

Obi-Wan: "You'll find all food can be good from a certain point of view."

Leia: " I wish they would stop fixing the beef & cheese macaroni every time we get together."

Han: " I know."

Chewbacca:
"acoooh oaooscwo ah acrahowo aooo caorawhwa rhraoaor acworcwo anahorwo aoacwo warcooahwac!"
(translation:[really!] How come I have to stand back here with the droids!)

Boba Fett: *........*

Darth Maul: " Now is our chance to reveal ourselves. At last we can get revenge on the meatloaf!

Palpatine: "To some the ambrosia would be called unnatural"

R2: "Brwreep peep boop"

C-3P0: " No, I do think they like your macaroni at all."


The beef macaroni lines are an inside joke between my wife and I. Her grandmother (an old country woman) for some reason would always fix this at the family get togethers after church.

****Feel free to give your own take on the scene as well. I would like to see what other twisted brains can come up with. I know many of you will fit the bill.****

Happy Easter to those who celebrate it & MTFBWY!