From Oboe Wan's inventive Get to know your fellow Jedi survey.

1. What is your Jedi Name: Like the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince, just a symbol - $
2. What is your affiliation: Independent
3. What color are your robes: I don't wear robes - they went out with the Old Republic
4. What are you listening to right now: The infernal screaming of my vexatious thoughts
5. What was the last thing you ate at Dex's Diner: Three tacos, meat only
6. Do you wish on stars: Only if I was paid to
7. What color is your lightsaber: White, with a red stripe coiling around it, just like a barber shop pole.
8. What is the weather like on the planet you are from: Disturbingly unseasonably warm
9. Last person you replied to on a message board at SW.com: A thread about an E-Harmony/Star Wars video parody
10. Have you ever had a lightsaber duel with the person who sent this to you: I don't duel... I eliminate
11. How old are you in light years? 25 in orbital Earth years...not sure how to calculate it in light years
12. Favorite drink at Dex's Diner: Carbonated nectar, AKA Coke
13. Favorite duel to date: Tie between Darth/Vader in ROTJ and Obi-Wan/Anakin in ROTS
14. If you have hair, describe it: Closely cropped, light brown
15. Do you wear glasses: Only when I am in shades
16. Pets: Two Siamese Nexus
17. Apprentices: I neither lead nor follow anyone but myself
18. Favorite food at Dex's Diner? Spaghetti
19. What was the last SW movie you watched: Revenge of the Sith
20. Favorite SW movie: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
21. What do you do to vent anger: Listen to violent orchestral music
22. What was your favorite SW toy as a child: All of them, but I am an adult and still love them.
23. Hugs or kisses: Hugs; kisses are unsanitary
24. Dewback or Bantha Dewback - I hate heavy fur on animals
25. Do you want your Jedi/Sith friends to holo you back: If they wish to
26. Who is most likely to respond: Rogue
27. Who is least likely to respond: George Lucas
28. If you are a Jedi, what are your "In Exile" living arrangements: Secluded, rustic abode near a pinetree forest
29. When was the last time you cried: Can't remember, it's been many years
30. What is on the floor of the cockpit of your space craft: I won't know until I have it analyzed by forensic experts
31. Who is the "friend" you have had the longest at SW.com: Bspacewiz, and a good buddy he has been
32. What did you do last night: I could tell you, but then I would have to send an assassin after anyone who reads this Blog
33. Least favorite SW smell: Anakin's cologne
34. What inspires you: Mondo credits and a rousing John Williams score
35. What are you afraid of: Losing my eyes in a lightsaber duel
36. Star Wars character you have the biggest crush on: Gardulla the Hutt
37. Favorite vehicle: TIE Fighter
38. Favorite creature or species: Toydarians
39. Favorite character: Jango Fett
40. Favorite scene from a SW movie: Luke/Vader's duel in the Emperor's Tower; Jango Fett fights Obi-Wan on Kamino
41. How old were you when you were discovered to have Jedi powers: 666 years old, in a dream
42. How many times did you see TPM, AOTC & ROTS in the theater: BION, I have never seen a SW film in the theater
43. Did you see any of the PT on opening day: See previous question/answer
44. How many planets have you lived on: My only home is my customized TIE fighter, but I have spent large amounts of time hiding away on Hoth
45. How many of your own space craft have you destroyed: None; I take good care of my property
46. Is sarcasm your most powerful weapon: Is Jar-Jar annoying?
47. Has your gender ever been confused on SW.com: No, I never use any girly avatars like Tresk.

Fun survey, Oboe. Thanks.