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A Cynic's Guide to the Galaxy
Oft-whimsical observations of the more arcane and obscure elements in that "Galaxy far far away...", and satirical, curmudgeony commentary on anything else.
 

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Subliminal Messages in a Kitchen Sink The shocking secret behind Star Wars' popularity revealed!
Nov 23, 2007 10:39 PM
Star Wardrobes A mostly objective list of the saga's best - and worst - costumes.
Nov 21, 2007 01:46 AM
Why an 'R' Rating is Not Enough for "Sweeney Todd" A satirical rant and self-parody.
Nov 20, 2007 03:56 AM
Jan 31, 2006 01:15 AM
Just a Number That's all 2006 is to me. The stroke of midnight on January 1 signals no paradigm shift, no temporal metamorphasis, nor has it ever. All it means is that the Earth is in roughly the same orbital position adjacent to the Sun it was 365 days ago. There
Jan 01, 2006 06:01 AM
Jango Fett Was NOT a Bad Guy If you did not know by now, Jango Fett is by far my most favorite character in the Star Wars universe. And while his sleek armor is one of the primary elements that sway me, it is his labyrinthine, paradoxical persona that I find the most compelling of
Dec 10, 2005 07:54 AM
The 10 Most Overrated Motion Pictures of All-Time Being the ultra cynic that I am, I have a natural predosposition towards the negative. Therefore, it is only apropos that I take a tangent from the predictable "Greatest Films of All-Time" and put my own spin on it. In this case, I have chosen ten films
Dec 09, 2005 06:18 AM
Have Yourself a Twisted Little Christmas Ebenezer Grinch here, reporting from the North Hole!
Dec 04, 2005 05:26 AM
Luke Grows Through the Force, and the Hate Swells in Vader's Hand Now, I'm not one to cavil over an occasional color snafu or quirk in the shape of an action figure (think Luke's Herculean biceps!). These are toys, after all, and because they are designed with play as the #1priority, they are never intended to
Dec 01, 2005 07:05 AM
Star Wars Kid: A Tribute to Ghyslain Raza In August of 2003, I was perusing the message boards of this very site when I came across a thread I will never forget. The title of the thread was "The Star Wars Kid", and it recounted the tale of a portly adolescent who unwittingly became a cyberspace
Nov 24, 2005 06:07 AM
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