Emperor Poopypants: "RISE...Dark Lady Cheesey Farkledunkin. Do what must be done"
Lady Cheesey Farkledunkin: "Yes, Master Poopypants"
Emperor Poopypants: "Once again, the Tootsie (Sith) shall RULE Hyperspace"

The shroud of the dark side is upon us in Hyperspace. And Emperor Poopypants is behind an evil plot to take over your name. He has come to force you to assume a new name. Thus, you have no control and you will either rename yourself or be "Purged" by Dark Lady Cheesey Farkledunkin (me).

You shall follow these rules:

1. Use your original name

OR

2. Use your Hyperspace name [Preferred method]

Emperor Poopypants: "Henceforth, Jedi Mina, your new name shall be Cheesey Farkledunkin"
Lady Farkledunkin: " ...Whatever... At last, we shall reveal ourselves. At last, we shall have revenge."
Emperor Poopypants: "Yes, my Apprentice. Now go and gather those that have turned to the Dark Side and have assumed new names. Show no mercy, Lady Farkledunkin"
Lady Farkledunkin: "Yes Master"

*Receives list from Emperor Poopypants, showing those that have fallen*:

George Lucas' new name: Fluffy Chuckleface

[Perfect for the "Flannel One"]

Darth Sidious' new name: Cheesey Farklenose

[Just my luck. We both have similar new names. Great]

Darth Vader's new name: Dorfus Dippinnose

[Mmmm...What's up with Dorfus?]

Luke Skywalker's new name: Funky Flippinhiney

[....D'uh....What??? He's my hero]

Dark Moose's new name: Dorfus Pottybrains

[...Priceless...]

Will you fall to the Dark Side of Emperor Poopypants and assume a new name? Or will you battle the evil forces and join the Rebellion? Don't fight your destiny. You know this to be true. Follow the easy steps below to find out your new dark name. I will display your new dark name after it has been posted in the comments, California time, in the evening.

Remember, the dark times are upon us, so try not to giggle and have fun while doing this.
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Step No. 1: Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name.

>a = snickle
>b = doombah
>c = goober
>d = cheesey
>e = crusty
>f = greasy
>g = dumbo
>h = farcus
>i = dorky
>j = doofus
>k = funky
>l = boobie
>m = sleezy
>n = sloopy
>o = fluffy
>p = stinky
>q = slimy
>r = dorfus
>s = snooty
>t = tootsie
>u = dipsy
>v = sneezy
>w = liver
>x = skippy
>y = d i n k y
>z = zippy

Step No. 2: Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first Half of your new last name.

>a = dippin
>b = feather
>c = batty
>d = burger
>e = chicken
>f = barffy
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = farkle
>j = monkey
>k = flippin
>l = fricken
>m = bubble
>n = rhino
>o = potty
>p = hamster
>q = buckle
>r = gizzard
>s = lickin
>t = snickle
>u = chuckle
>v = pickle
>w = hubble
>x = dingle
>y = gorilla
>z = girdle

Step No. 3: Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

>a = butt
>b = boob
>c = face
>d = nose
>e = hump
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = honker
>k = head
>l = tush
>m = chunks
>n = dunkin
>o = brains
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = doodle
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = frack
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = hiney
>z = juice

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I just love to share with you, my dear friends, unique and fun blogs. And this blog is no exception to the Queen's rule.

The above was excerpted from a children's book called, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey, in which a Perilous Plot Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Sound familiar? I wonder if this evil Professor has any relation to the Sith? Anyway, for those of you who are interested in Mr. Pilkey's work, I encourage you, and any younglings you may have, to explore his web site.

Fan facts: Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

May the Dorfus (Force) be with you, always.

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Emperor Poopypants: "You have done well, Lady Doombah Dippindoodle (my real name)"
Lady Dippindoodle: "Thank you Master Poopypants"
Emperor Poopypants: "These Dark Jedi have much to learn. Teach them the ways, Lady Dippindoodle"
Lady Dippindoodle: "I will, Master"

Dark Jedi

EvilDarthBear's new name: Boobie Dippinsniffer

Luuke.skywalker's new name: Dipsy Flippinhiney

Hangover Boy's new name: Dorky Pottydunkin

Michelle1968's new name: Goober Dippinchunks

Darth Vader's new name:...*see above*...Who loves ya baby!!

YoshiYoda's new name: Tootsie Chickentush

Independentjac's new name: Goober Wafflebrains

Leia Organa-Solo's new name: Dorky Gizzardpants

Stormtrooper's new name: Fluffy Gizzardbrain

Amidaloonie's new name: Sleezy Gizzardsprinkles

Hansgirl13's new name: Sloopy Farkledoodle

Darth Maul's new name: Snickle Dippinnose

Jedi Arwen Skywalker's new name: Liver Flippinhiney

Relative of JAS: Dipsey Flippinhiney...(see Luuke)

Ewanandhaydenfan5's new name: Dorky Battyshorts

The Stooge's new name: Crusty Snicklebrains

Obi-Wan Kenobi's new name: Dorky Chickendunkin

Kenobi-Fan's new name: Snooty Farklefrack

Leialookalike1's new name: Dorky Dippinlips1

"Shaggy" Fett's new name: Snickle Chickensniffer

daniel0605's new name: Sloopy Pickleslurper

Vicomte's new name: Tootsie Pottysquirt

Ryanlb's new name: Snickle Pottysquirt

JKThunder.....*silence*.........

Jediducki's new name: Sloopy Chickentush

Dark Lord Kupo's new name: Dorky Farklechunks

JarenValnor's new name: Snickle Farklebrains and Dorfus Dippentush

Dre Honda's new name: Crusty Frickensprinkles

Rive Caedo's new name: Sneezy Dippinhump

Tilrem's new name: Crusty Farkletush

NecRomance's new name: Boobie Frigginbrains

TheBothanBoy's new name: Dorkus Farkletush

Arvkenobi's new name: Snooty Dippingsprinkles

Padawn_Katis' new name: Tootsie Dippindoodle

TLeo's new name: Sleezy Pottyshorts

Darth Indy's new name: Dorfus Rhinonose

Oboe-Wan's new name(s): Fluffy Dippinrhino and Snooty Bubblebrains-Chickendunkin

Senator Soph-ia's new name: Snickle Rhinolips

Darth Muh's new name: Dorfus Chuckleshorts

Bendakstarkiller617's new name: Tootsie Chuckletush

Darthcharlie32's new name: Sneezy Dippinnose

ssgorik's new name: Goober Lickinshorts

...And they keep coming back for more, by email of course. Gotta love it, I tells ya.