All of you stop it. I mean it. Stop posting so many gorram, good, funny and sad blogs. The Queen does not have enough time in the day to keep up and read all the blogs in here. Especially to those bloggers that post several a day.

My current reasons for not being able to keep up with the blogs:

1. I'm just getting over being very, very sick. I'm almost at 100% and I'm feeling much better now. Thanks for all of your well wishes for a speedy recovery. The urge in me to blog has come back in full Force, I can feel it.

2. My employer monitors my internet usage. Therefore, spending hours upon hours on SW.com while at work is out of the question. I just might as well ask for my pink slip if I do that. This means I will only have time for blogging in the evenings or on the weekends. Most weekends are out of the question, because I do have a life outside of SW.com.

3. I really need to go and work out right now; instead I'm typing this stupid blog, releasing my inner rant-jerk-snarkiness.

4. I'm in way over my head now...I not only blog here, but on several other sites as well. And let's not forget about Myspace, which I'm so addicted to right now that I think I need professional help on the matter. Thanks Hansgirl, Deej, Darth T-BONE, PS77, Dragonboy, Daarth Luuke, Shaggy, Aurin, M68 and Angel for turning me into a Myspace junkie.

5. I'm getting my jiggy down with a guy right now. We are about to go on our first date. He keeps me busy at night, emailing and messaging me. Henceforth, by the time we say good night to each other, it's almost midnight. He knows I reserve time in the evenings for blogging. We do make the attempt to communicate with each other during the day, but he still keeps me busy at night...With emails and messages. BLAST!! No time to read any blogs.

So, here is my Star Wars blogging plea to you, gentle readers:

Please, please, I beg you; keep your blogs short and to the point. This will allow me to speed read through your blog and let me get to other blogs as well. Remember, time is of the essence.

Please only post one blog per day, PLEASE. I love reading your blogs, but let's face it, my social life is about to kick into another galaxy, far, far away. That means I will only have time, if that, to read ONLY one of your blogs per day. I really don't want to miss anything. REALLY, I don't.

Keep it simple. Please try to eliminate fancy words and sentence structures that require me to shake off the dust from my dictionary and thesaurus. Or make me cut and paste and jump over to Word. I do appreciate that you are trying to make me learn and grow beyond my current vocabulary realm, but please keep it simple. My brain hurts just trying to take in all those new fancy words. Sometimes, a point can be made in the simplest ways.

And there you have it, gentle readers. This is my simple Star Wars blogging plea to you. Believe me; I want nothing more than to help you make it to the front page of SW.com by clicking the heck out of your blog link. But I can't do it if you continue to write a book or post several blogs in one day.

Please, help me, help you.

Scuse me, but I have to go and get ready for my massage now. I'll be back later to spew upon thee blogs.