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by: Jedi Master Mina

date posted: Dec 16, 2007 1:21 PM | updated: Dec 16, 2007 7:17 PM

A Jar Jar Christmas Wish

Jar Jar doesn't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing that he needs
He doesn't care about the Star Wars toys
Underneath the Christmas tree
He just wants the Crew for his own
More than any Skywalker could ever know
Make his wish come true
All Jar Jar wants for Christmas is the Spew Crew

Jar Jar doesn't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing that he needs
He doesn't care about the Star Wars toys
Underneath the Christmas tree
He doesn't need to yield a lightsaber
There upon his swollen belly
Santa Claus won't make him happy
With a Star Wars toy on Christmas day
He just wants the Crew for his own
More than any Skywalker could ever know
Make his wish come true
All Jar Jar wants for Christmas is the Spew Crew
Meesa Spew Crew baby

Meesa won't ask for much this Christmas
Meesa won't even wish for snow
Meesa just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
Meesa won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
Meesa won't even stay awake to
Hear those magic reindeer click
'Cause Jar Jar just wants the Crew here tonight
Holding on to them so tight
What more can he do
Baby, all he wants for Christmas is the Spew Crew

All the lightsabers are shining
So brightly everywhere
(So brightly everywhere)
And the sound of younglings
Laughter fills the air
(Laughter fills the air)
And everyone is singing
(oh yeah)
He hears those sleigh bells ringing
Santa won't you bring Jar Jar what he really needs
Won't you please bring the Spew Crew to him

Oh he doesn't want a lot for Christmas
This is all he's asking for
(all he's asking for)
He just wants to see the Crew
Standing right outside his door
Oh he just wants them for his own
More than any Skywalker could ever know
Make his wish come true
Baby all he wants for Christmas is
the Spew Crew

All Jar Jar wants for Christmas is the Spew Crew
All Jar Jar wants for Christmas is the Spew Crew

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The sight of a Christmas carriage drawn by horses brings warm joy to the season. As I watched this carriage pass by my house yesterday, I began to feel giddy with joy, enough so that I felt the need to get off my butt and blog, with some added persuasion from my friends, of course.

So many things to blog about, so little time. I, like most folks, have been too busy with life to blog. I still manage to keep in contact with my Star Wars buddies by other means. My blogging life has slowed down, but I did manage to renew my Hyperspace membership. How could I not? As a long time devoted fan of George Lucas

, I felt it was my geek duty to continue supporting the Star Wars cause, even though Celebration IV is over. Never fear, Queen Nibor, oops, I mean Master Mina is here to support Star Wars and to spread some Christmas warmth and joy to all of you. In other words, you can't get rid of me that easy.

I have some joyful news to share with all of you. I've finally decided to take the plunge and become a full-fledged geek. It has been a long journey of denial for me, but with a LOT of persuasion by Granny-Wan

and Hansgirl

, I'm happy to announce that Granny-Wan designed and made a Jedi costume for me (SQUEE). I'm still piecing my costume together, so the pictures you are about to see are of Granny-Wan posing in my Jedi costume, except for the tunic.

Without further ado, I give you my Jedi costume:

A Jedi tunic worthy of a Queen

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a Force ghost wearing my Jedi cloak

Jedi in the hood or maybe not

No Jedi costume would be complete without killer Jedi boots and a lightsaber hilt

And a Jedi never leaves home without Jedi mind trick juice

So now what do I do with this costume? I will get to wear my costume in public for the very first time when Granny-Wan, myself and Hansgirl attend WonderCon in San Francisco this February. I've been convinced by my cohorts in crime to enter WonderCon's costume contest. Alas, I have nothing but Sith visions of me falling flat on my butt after tripping over my Jedi cloak while entering the stage. I have no doubt that my Jedi mind trick juice will come in handy in numbing my senses while going through this horrific occasion.

By the way, I hope to see some of you at WonderCon.

Remember I said that I had a little help from my friends with this blog? Saving the best for last, here is an elfin' greeting brought to you by the Spew Crew, Jedi boys and Jar Jar binks. Enjoy.

[Turn up your volume. Be patient, the links take a while to load]

GalacticBabe, Jedi Lily, Viago Angel, Jedi Melinda

Jediprincess77, padmeskywalker77, Amidalooine, Oboe-Wan

Hansgirl, Granny-Wan, Master Mina, Michelle68

Jazzie, Anakinside1, JediPug

Han, Obi-Wan, Luke, Anakin

And bringing up the finale...

MO2YP and Jar Jar

Merry Christmas everyone and happy New Year.

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	jedilily1026 Years Matter Not (Gone Crazy...Be Back Soon)
date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 1:29 PM So your elfed me...funny, it didn't hurt at all. Yes The Spew Crew is the cure for all Jar Jar ailments!!!

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 1:30 PM Great song!! Ooh - I can barely contain my BFD excitement See you at WonderCon, my Queen !

	jediprincess77 I Don't Know Where You Get Your Delusions...
date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 1:36 PM All anybody wants for BFD is the Spew Crew! Oh yes! This song will become part of my BFD extravabloganza!!! Super sweet Jedi attire! Granny did an AMAZING job...best of luck at WonderCon! Still waiting for the Elf Yourself links to load...but I know how hilarious these are going to be! Long live the CREW!!!!!

Granny-Wan
I Am NOT an Old Fossil!

date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 1:36 PM

ROFL... thanks for posting the cloak pictures, shows what happens when a Jedi doesn't use hairspray.... LOL

You will discover the real reason the Jedi didn't have love affairs... it takes too long to get in and out of those clothes.... LMAO

Your song is OUTSTANDING!!!!!!! Poor Jar-Jar, he could only wish for chicks as hot as we are...

Making your costume was pure delight! Sewing and buying fabric with someone else's money...

I think I'll get off my heiny and go sew on my Mara Jade dress...

	Granny-Wan I Am NOT an Old Fossil!
date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 1:37 PM It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a Force ghost wearing my Jedi cloak That's my best side showing!!!!

	JediPug1 Like My Father Before Me
date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 2:02 PM LOL!! I love you my Queen! Merry Christmas and Happy Balanced Force Day!

Jedi Master Mina
Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!

date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 2:49 PM

So your elfed me...

Yup, you been elfed...couldn't help myself.

Yes The Spew Crew is the cure for all Jar Jar ailments!!!

I wonder if we could have helped his stupidity in the movies...LMAO

Great song!!...Ooh - I can barely contain my BFD excitement

Thanks my oily friend. I'm excited about BFD too. BTW, go check out the PLB there are prizes waiting for your viewing pleasure.

All anybody wants for BFD is the Spew Crew!

heehee...We are dedicated elfs, thats for sure.

	ewanandhaydenfan5 I Have You Now!
date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 2:55 PM Granny-Wan designed and made a Jedi costume for me Awesome costume! Congrats on your full-fledged geek-hood! You'll knock 'em dead at WonderCon! Lovely lyrics, my Queen! Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to you, your Bootyliciousness! xoxoxo

Jedi Master Mina
Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!

date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 2:56 PM

Oh yes! This song will become part of my BFD extravabloganza!!!

Woohoo, my only claim to fame...LOL

Super sweet Jedi attire! Granny did an AMAZING job

This costume kicks arse. Granny out did herself that she is gonna make another one for herself.

ROFL... thanks for posting the cloak pictures, shows what happens when a Jedi doesn't use hairspray.... LOL

You're welcome...LMAO

You will discover the real reason the Jedi didn't have love affairs... it takes too long to get in and out of those clothes.... LMAO

Forget about the love affair...I'm worried about going to the bathroom in that thing.

Your song is OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!

heehee...told ya.

JediMelindaWolf
Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.

date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 3:05 PM

Where to begin?

a) I love the song!

You did an outstanding job!

(although I now will have that tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day!)

b) What an AWESOME job g-w did on your costume. She's a wiz!

Good luck in the contest - and have loads of fun!

c) Have you no snow? (nice carriage pics, btw) Please, feel free to abscond with some of ours. We have plenty to spare.

d) The elf links were a riot!

Had me laughing the entire run through (even though the song never changed

). You even included one featuring those four Star Wars hunks! Now that in itself was quite a present!!

e) Thank you for this absolutely wonderful holiday treat!!!

MTFBWY

	GalacticBabe I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 3:06 PM My Queen, My Master!!!! I have never looked better!! LMAO The Jedi boys--too funny!!! I can't wait to see the pictures of that costume on YOU Granny did an exceptional job on it! I am LOVING the parody! Poor Jar-Jar, he could only wish for chicks as hot as we are... (((Crew)))

Jedi Master Mina
Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!

date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 3:06 PM

Making your costume was pure delight! Sewing and buying fabric with someone else's money...

I'm so glad I could be of service to you.

I think I'll get off my heiny and go sew on my Mara Jade dress...

Its just not the same feeling when it's your dime you sew on.

That's my best side showing!!!!

A view from behind the scenes...LOL

LOL!! I love you my Queen! Merry Christmas and Happy Balanced Force Day!

I wuv you too and I'm glad you enjoyed this. Happy BFD to you too.

Awesome costume! Congrats on your full-fledged geek-hood!

heehee, thanks. Woohoo, Mina joins geekhood.

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to you, your Bootyliciousness!

Ditto...

	JediPug1 Like My Father Before Me
date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 3:51 PM Just watched my elf (get it... myself = my elf!! )... man, if only I were so limber in life! Clearly my elf is not almost 40 years old.... The Spew never looked so good! Great stuff!

padmeskywalker77
Padme's Legacy

date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 3:54 PM

Love it!!!! I sooooo needed that laugh after the weekend I just had

Love the Jedi "garb"

I just can't bring myself to go brown...I like all of the pretty colors of my gowns

Alas, I have nothing but Sith visions of me falling flat on my butt after tripping over my Jedi cloak while entering the stage.

Hey...if I can walk on-stage in a very full, floor-length skirt; a long, very heavy velvet cloak; and an extremely heavy, awkward headpiece on my head without falling, I'm sure you can do it without any problems

Happy BFD to you too

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 4:01 PM Where is her 8 feet of snow. Why doesnt she have to shovel 8 feet of snow. How the heck can she not have 8 feet of snow. While I was typing this comment we just got another 6 inches.Where is her 8 and a half feet of snow. Why doesnt she have to shovel 8 and a half feet of snow. How the heck can she not have 8 and a half feet of snow.

	Granny-Wan I Am NOT an Old Fossil!
date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 4:32 PM Forget about the love affair...I'm worried about going to the bathroom in that thing. THREE WORDS TO THE WISE..... Elastic Waist Pants.... Oh, and hand your cloak on the little hook inside the door.... LOL Where is her 8 feet of snow. LMAO.... I know where she lives.... I don't think so...

	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 4:57 PM Woo-hoo!! I got to be the same elf as Han!!! I'll be posting my "thank-you-Granny-Wan-for-the-cool-costume" pic soon!! She so totally rocks!! Great job on the blog, Mina!

	Oboe-Wan Oboe-Wan's Hive of Scum & Villainy
date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 5:04 PM MERRY CHRISTMAS my dear Queen of the Spew! And I'm so glad the Elf magic is making the rounds. I did one last week: The -Wan Family which surely deserves a place in history. 8 feet of snow I MISS the snow! Someone, anyone, go throw a snowball at someone's head for me PUHLEEEZE!!!

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 5:51 PM 8 feet of snow I MISS the snow! Someone, anyone, go throw a snowball at someone's head for me PUHLEEEZE!!! How about a dump-truck load of snow on someone. Cause if that counts its already done.

	Michelle1968 M68- Star Wars Kid at Heart
date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 6:35 PM Oh my goodness... you out did yourself hun. I am laughing SO hard right now.... whew. All anybody wants for BFD is the Spew Crew! Oh heck yeah... with big red bows on each of us. K, I gotta go read this again. LOLOL

	Michelle1968 M68- Star Wars Kid at Heart
date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 6:54 PM Wow, the costume looks killer! Now I want one!!! Nice work Granny dear. You guys will surely have a blast in Feb! So excited for you! LOLOL.... just watched the elf thingy again. Hey, how come I have no boobs? Merry Christmas sweetheart and hope you're completely well by the time it gets here.... I know coughs can linger... Awesome blog. You so RAWK.

Jedi Master Mina
Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!

date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 7:31 PM

See you at WonderCon, my Queen !

Nobby, you just made me very happy with this simply phrase. Can't wait to kiss that shiny head of yours.

Where to begin?

I think you covered it from (a) to (e).

But let me add (f)...Thank you and that song is stuck in my head too, Granny RAWKS, no snow here unless I drive four hours, those elf links make me crack up every single time I watch them and I'm glad I could provide you with this wonderful holiday treat.

My Queen, My Master!!!! I have never looked better!! LMAO

Neither have I...

	Granny-Wan I Am NOT an Old Fossil!
date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 7:33 PM LOLOL.... just watched the elf thingy again. Hey, how come I have no boobs? There was no boob control on that thing... LOL I MISS the snow! Someone, anyone, go throw a snowball at someone's head for me PUHLEEEZE!!! Go have a Sno-Cone! Grape, maybe... or orange or lime... I love those things....

Jedi Master Mina
Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!

date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 7:43 PM

I can't wait to see the pictures of that costume on YOU Granny did an exceptional job on it!

Uhm, I think I'm gonna need help getting into this thing...

Granny RAWKS.

I am LOVING the parody!

Thanks, sweetie.

myself = my elf!!

..You've been elfed by Mina.

man, if only I were so limber in life! Clearly my elf is not almost 40 years old....

Trust me dear, it all goes down hell after 40.

Love it!!!! I sooooo needed that laugh after the weekend I just had

I'm glad you enjoyed it, sweetie.

And I'm glad I could make you laugh from your Sith weekend.

Jedi Master Mina
Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!

date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 7:50 PM

Love the Jedi "garb" I just can't bring myself to go brown...

I love it too...Trust me when I say, I had to be talked into it.

I'm sure you can do it without any problems

You betcha...after I down some Jedi mind trick juice.

. Thanks for the encouragement.

Where is her 8 feet of snow.

Uhm, Tahoe, California...

Why doesnt she have to shovel 8 feet of snow.

Cause of where I live...

Jedi Master Mina
Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!

date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 7:53 PM

How the heck can she not have 8 feet of snow.

I told you, cause of where I live. It doesn't snow here.

While I was typing this comment we just got another 6 inches.Where is her 8 and a half feet of snow.

Don't you read my comments? I have to drive four hours to get to 8 1/2 feet of snow.

Why doesnt she have to shovel 8 and a half feet of snow. How the heck can she not have 8 and a half feet of snow.

*shakes head and sighs*...

THREE WORDS TO THE WISE..... Elastic Waist Pants....

So, hip huggers are out of the question, eh?

Jedi Master Mina
Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!

date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 7:57 PM

Where is her 8 feet of snow.

LMAO.... I know where she lives.... I don't think so...

Listen to Granny...She is wise.

Woo-hoo!! I got to be the same elf as Han!!!

But of course, my clone.

I'll be posting my "thank-you-Granny-Wan-for-the-cool-costume" pic soon!!

Oh goody, can't wait to spew all over your blog. Post it while SBB is out this week so I can play.

Great job on the blog, Mina!

Thank you, my friend. Wait till you see what I've got in store for your blog.

Jedi Master Mina
Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!

date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 8:02 PM

MERRY CHRISTMAS my dear Queen of the Spew!

And also to you, my blue Force ghost friend.

And I'm so glad the Elf magic is making the rounds. I did one last week: The -Wan Family which surely deserves a place in history.

Ha, The-Wan Family has joined in the Spew history.

Someone, anyone, go throw a snowball at someone's head for me PUHLEEEZE!!!

Be careful what you wish for, it might come true...

How about a dump-truck load of snow on someone. Cause if that counts its already done.

See? Wishes do come true.

Jedi Master Mina
Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!

date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 8:08 PM

Oh my goodness... you out did yourself hun. I am laughing SO hard right now.... whew.

Thanks, sweetie...And my job is done here.

Wow, the costume looks killer! Now I want one!!! Nice work Granny dear.

These pictures do it no justice either. You've got to see it in person. It RAWKS.

LOLOL.... just watched the elf thingy again. Hey, how come I have no boobs?

Hey, quit complaining...You got the shades.

Actually, Granny says there is limited features while creating the link.

Merry Christmas sweetheart and hope you're completely well by the time it gets here.... I know coughs can linger...

Merry Christmas to you too, Shelly Belly. And I'm on the mend.

	Jedi Master Mina Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!
date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 8:11 PM There was no boob control on that thing... LOL The truth be told about the boob control...LOL. Go have a Sno-Cone! Grape, maybe... or orange or lime... I love those things.... Its certainly a yummy way to think of snow. Phew, you guys kept me busy today with this blog. What fun. May the Force be with you all, always.

	Michelle1968 M68- Star Wars Kid at Heart
date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 8:16 PM There was no boob control on that thing... LOL The thing musta been created by a guy with bad foreplay skills.

	JediPug1 Like My Father Before Me
date Posted: Dec 16, 2007 8:39 PM man, if only I were so limber in life! Clearly my elf is not almost 40 years old.... Trust me dear, it all goes down hell after 40. Oh goodie, something to look forward to....

	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Dec 17, 2007 5:36 AM Great to see you back on the blogs Mina! Love the Elf thing! It inspired me to wonder what the GFFA would have been like if the Jedi & Sith could put aside their differences during this festive time of year....

	viagoangel2 Were Anakin and Padme' really one?
date Posted: Dec 17, 2007 6:14 AM "Hmmm Hmmm"......"Hmmm Hmmm"...... Sorry, just Humming away to your little Jar Jar Jingle, my dear Loved it! and the Elf thingy OMG! Too funny teehee... I must say, OUR Cordination was totally ROCKIN' LOL!!! Wonderful Bloggity Blog, Master HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!

	MomOf2YoungPadawan Mamadala's Lair
date Posted: Dec 17, 2007 7:00 AM Excellent literary ditty! That elf thing has got to be the funniest thing I've seen in a loooooooooooooong time! LOVED IT! And I'm so glad you put me with Jar-Jar....he gets a lot of bad press, but he's certainly my buddy - I always stick up for the underdog! GREAT costume! best of luck w/it! Ok - now I have to go check out Deej's contribution.....

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Dec 17, 2007 7:12 AM Cool!! Great tunage. I love the costume!! And I've got moves I never knew I had!!! Imagine that! Oh, and girls...Life only begins at 40, baby. The children around here don't know what they're missing.

Senator Soph-ia

date Posted: Dec 17, 2007 3:16 PM

Nice song parody, Ms. Mina!
And congrats on the bea-utiful costume! It's fun. Just do it!
(I'm still waiting for my hubby to make my "classic Leia" costume. Thank God one of us sews!)

I don't have time to check out the elf thingy right now. . but since I've already been "elfed" -- I can JUST IMAGINE! LOL!

See what happens when the Queen stays home sick?! Hope you're feeling better!

	Michelle1968 M68- Star Wars Kid at Heart
date Posted: Dec 17, 2007 4:12 PM I want my boobs back. Oh, and girls...Life only begins at 40, baby. The children around here don't know what they're missing. Or in my case 38.

	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Dec 17, 2007 5:16 PM I re-read my response and realized I never commentd on the cosutmes or the SONG! d'oh! so....the costumes look great! way cool! and the song parody rocked Now if they could only get Ahmed Best to perform it on the NEXT Star Wars Christmas Album....

Jedi Master Mina
Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!

date Posted: Dec 17, 2007 8:42 PM

The thing musta been created by a guy with bad foreplay skills.

Oh the guy had foreplay skills. He just was playing with the wrong instrument.

Oh goodie, something to look forward to....

Its not all about memory loss and Ensure...There are good moments to being 40.

Great to see you back on the blogs Mina!

Thanks, my favorite Sith Lord. It feels good to be back.

...if the Jedi & Sith could put aside their differences during this festive time of year....

Oh dear, that is just not right...

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Dec 17, 2007 9:02 PM I thought I commented on this! Well I'm here now! Funny song and great costume!! And those elves are hilarious! Seeing Obi-Wan get his groove on is a sight I never thought I'd see!