Oh, a week or so ago I asked you fine people out there in blogsville to submit questions for me to answer. Well, you all performed beautifully and I got tons of questions... more than I thought I would, actually!

Some of you where a little late to the party, however.... hmph..... but I said I would answer your queries anyway 'cos I'm just that nice.

And so, without further ado....................................... PART DEUX!!


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Stooge wanted to know the meaning of life.....

Well, I believe it's on DVD now.....
It's funny, too

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nob01 asked these gems...

"What one thing would have improved Jar Jar?"

The right hairstyle, definately. What? Jar Jar didn't have hair...??? Oh.......... I'll get back to you on that....


"How many eggs could an ewok wok if an ewok could wok eggs?"

Well, when I make a stir fry, I find that two or three eggs works well and since I'm about the size of an Ewok, that'll have to be your answer.

"What kind of hat would look good on a bith?"

A nice Irish wool patch cap..... Stylin!!

"Where are my keys?"

Have you checked the fridge? My Mom used to leave hers there.... not on purpose, of course.....

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Roguish started out with this warning....

Ok, you asked for it:




Then asked....

"If you unknowingly scored with a transgendered person, but at some point whilst getting intimate (and whilst you were painstakingly breathless with desire) discovered the truth about said real gender, would you continue?"


Well, I'd have to say, if I ever found myself in that unlikely position, I'd :::::BBZZZTTTT:::: WE INTERRUPT THIS BLOG FOR A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BLOGGING SYSTEM, THIS IS ONLY A TEST..... BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..... THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BLOGGING SYSTEM. IF THIS HAD BEEN AN ACTUAL EMERGENCY, FURTHER BLOGGING INSTRUCTIONS WOULD HAVE FOLLOWED. THANK YOU. WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED BLOG. :::::BBZZZZTTTTTT::::: and that is how I would handle that delicate situation. Satisfied?



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JediMelindaWolf dared to be different and asked this toughie...

"Do you have a middle name, and, if so, what is it?"

You little sweetheart, you. My full name is Lisa Ann Agnes.... first, middle and confirmation name. Last name starts with a "D."



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So, that be it. Hope you had fun....

Pug, out.