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Jedi Poltin's Meditatations
by: Poltin
date posted: Sep 23, 2006 1:50 PM  | 
updated: Oct 16, 2006 3:15 PM
Tickle Me Captain Elmo
"Oh no! We're doomed!" cried a terrified C-3PO as the overwhelmed Tantive IV was defenslessly drawn into a massive Imperial Star Destroyer.

The rebel troopers bravely crouched into their positions, willing to sacrifice their own lives in a combat against the mighty Imperial Army. The door hissed open with a cloud of steam, and a cluster of white armored Stormtroopers rushed out, unleashing a barrage of blaster fire upon the Rebels. One crumpled to the cold floor.

The Rebels automatically returned fire, felling several Imperial Troopers. For several moments, chaos reigned, as soldiers from both sides fell, who were unfortunate enough to be found by deadly laser fire.

Following in the Stormtroopers wake, there emerged a dark figure, grim and forbidding, standing a head above everyone else. Darth Vader... He swiftly strode through the hallways of the captured blockade runner, oblivious to the bodies littered on the floor.

He and a squad of troopers swept through the ship. Vader halted; Seizing a small fuzzy red Rebel Captain by the throat, his grip tightening, while his other hand drew closer to his stomach.

"Captain Elmo, where are the hidden plans?" Without a word, Captain Elmo
stared bravely into the eyes of the Sith Lord. With an odd series of movements by the Dark Lord's fingers along Captain Elmo's stomach, the captain broke out into a wild howl.

"HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE! HAHAHAHAHA!
TICKLE ME!!!!!"

"Where are the hidden plans?" Vader demanded furiously tossing him against the wall like a Tickle-Me Elmo doll.