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The Revelation of Sidious
date posted: Feb 11, 2006 7:16 PM
SW Lines: The Total Experiance
From start to finish! The SW Lines Saga has a special Bonus Blog! If you don't know what the SW Lines Saga is ( :O ) then check out these blogs:

SW Lines: The worst
SW Lines: The Funniest
SW Lines: Most Famous



Well, I am going to put my foot down on the subject on squash it in the ground as this now 4-part saga is over! Here we go:


Personal Funniest:

1: In ROTS, Palpy's infamous line: "NO! NO, NO! You will die!!!!"

2: In TPM when Qui-Gon is trying to get that Hyperdrive part, Watto says: "What do you think you're some kinda Jedi waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian, mind tricks don't work on me. Only money."

3: In TPM, they are riding underwater and Jar Jar says: "Big Gooberfish! Big ol' thang!"

4: In AOTC, during the chase: "Anakin, pull up. HAHAHAHAHA! You know I don't like when you do that. Sorry Master. I forgot you don't like flying. I don't mind flying but what you're doing is suicided!" Than Obi-Wan says later: "This is why I hate flying!"

5: In ROTJ, when the eye thingy comes out of the door and Threepio says: "Goodness, grashess me!"

6: In ESB, when Captian Needa gets choked by Vader. Darth Vader says: Apoligy accepted, Captian Needa."


Bloggers Funniest:

Leia: You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!


Obi-Wan: "Why do I get the feeling that you're going to be the death of me."


Nute Gunray: "She can't do that! Shoot her or something!"


Anakin: "general grievious.....youre shorter than i expected"


Leia: "I'd rather kiss a Wookie"
Han Solo: "I can arange that you could use a good kiss"


Yoda: If so powerful you are, why leave?


Leia: Somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way.


Darth Vader: The Rebels are alerted to our presence. Admiral Ozzel came out of lightspeed too close to the system.

General Veers: He felt surprise was wiser...

Darth Vader: He is as clumsy as he is stupid. General, prepare your troops for a surface attack.


Leia to Han: " You half-witted, scruffy looking, NERF HERDER!" and of course Han's comback is great: "Who's scruffy looking?"


Sidious: Vicroy I dont want this slime in my sight again!


Yoda to Luke - "Mud-hole? Slimy? My home this is!"
Leia to Han - "Would it help if I got out and pushed?"


Obi-Wan's "This why I hate flying"


C3PO in ANH when he and R2 seperate on Tatooine: "It's all his fault! He Tricked me into going this way!"


Han: "Shut him up or shut him down!"



Now to sum it all up. I believe, from the opinon of most Bloggers' comments, that "You stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, Nerf-Herder." is the funniest line in Star Wars.


Personal Famous:

1: Every Movie: "May the Force be with you."

2: ESB: "No, I am your Father." Vader

3: OT: Chewbacca's: "Rarrrghhhrardddd!"

4: Almost every movie: "I have a bad feeling about this."

5: ROTJ: "So be it, Jedi." Palps

6: ROTS: "Execute Order 66." Palps

7: AOTC: "Begun, The Clone Wars has." Yoda


Bloggers' Favorites:

" I have a bad feeling about this"

"You were the Chosen One!."

C-3PO - "Oh No!! The Rancor!!"

Obi-Wan to Luke - "So what I told you was true...from a certain point of view."

To sum it all up, I think that "May the Force be with you." or "You we're the Chosen One!" would be the Most Famous Star Wars Lines.


Personal Worst:

1: In ROTS Obi-Wan says. "How did this happen. We're smarter than this."

2: In ROTS when Sidious says "NO! NO, NO! You have lost!"

3: In AOTC when they want to shoot down Dooku. The pilot says "We're out of rockets, Sir."

4: In ROTJ when Luke preaches to Palpy about that he is a Jedi. And Palps answers "So be it Jedi." than not shocks him. That wasnt't the line. This is. Than he says, "If you won't be turned than you will die."

5: In TPM when Obi-Wan says to Qui-Gon, "You we're right about one thing. The negotiations we're short."

And last but not least:

6: In ROTS after the Battle of Coruscant. When Anakin and Obi-Wan come back, Jar Jar says: "Excuse me." for stepping on someone.



Bloggers' Favorites:

Jar-Jar is talking in AOTC and says instead of "Fellow Deligates" he says "Delow Felligates"


Vader's "NOOOOOOOO" at the end of ROTS


ROTS- "In my opinion, the Jedi are evil!" -Darth Vader

TPM- "No need to report that until there's something to report." - Nute Gunray


Ani and Padme are together in their room:

A: You are so beautiful
P: It's only because I'm so in love
A: No, it's because I'm so in love with you
P: So love has blinded you?
A: No


"Why do I get the feeling that we've picked up another pathetic life form?" Obi Wan says to Qui-Gon in Ep. 1 (it's about Anakin).


Attack Of The Clones
Obi Wan: I hate it when he does that

Empire Strikes Back
Luke: No,No.NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Revenge Of The Sith:
Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!



ESB: Leigh: I love you.
Han: I know.
ESB: Luke: I'm not afraid.
Yoda: You will be . . . You will be. (You have to hear it with Yoda's voice.)


"I wish I could just wish-away this feeling" -- Anakin (AOTC)


"Hold Me Anakin, like you did by the lake on Naboo"


To sum it all up, it would be all the lines including a 'no' in it.



Well that is SW Lines: The Total Experiance! How do you guys like it?! Comments are always welcome! :D


Thanks,

LS33 Out