*Disclaimer* = I edited this 'specially for JP77 in honour of Balanced Force Day!!
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I was recently "inspired" by a banner on a web site that read "Sith Lords roasting on an open fire," complete with a pic of Anakin clawling at the shores of Mustafar after being immolated.

Sick and dimented you say? How could anyone be "inspired" after that, you wonder?

Whelp, the answer is ME!

today, Darth Blonde and I were on our way to do some Christmas shopping, and I started singing...and it just flowed. Here's what I came up with...enjoy (Tune sung to "The Christmas Song")!

*Ahem*

Sith Lords roasting on an open fire,
Ewoks nippin' at your nose
BF Day carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up in Jedi robes

Everybody knows, some shurra and some gungan toes (WTF?)
Help to make the season bright
Tiny younglings with their 'sabers aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

They know that Yodaclause will make the trip
He's loaded training droids and blue milk on his ship
And every mother's child is gonna spy
to see if Obi-Wan really knows how to fly.

And so, I'm offering this simple phrase
for kids from one to 892,
Although it's been said many times many ways
Happy BF Day...tooooooo yoooooou!
Ta-da!
Happy Holidays and May the Force be With You All!!!
~MO2YP~