I've spoken to a few folks from the U.S.A, or "Bonerland" as it's known, and people just go nuts when they hear my accent....

It's been a while since Australia annoyed the world to death with "Crocodile Dundee" and "Young Einstein". (I swear we make better movies than that! rent "Chopper" or "Japanese Story!") Yet I get the feeling that people everywhere would be poking me and asking me to say something Australian for their own twisted enjoyment. I wouldn't complain! I mean, who doesn't like being the centre ot attention? (excluding fugitives from the law and hermits)

Am I going to regret announcing my Bogan Aussie Heritage on this blog now?

I suppose I'll have to wait and see!