Last night on my computer.....


War has come to the internet and all is not well. Suddenly out of nowhere the pop-ups attack firering spam at the unsuspecting internet, but the pop-up blockers come to the aid of the internet mainly useing their defenses to hold them off, but are also able to get some attacks in with their ani-spyware. But even lower into the internet close to the core their is an even bigger battle going on between Darth Spyware and Yoda the deleted. Their battle will descide the fate of the internet. Also on another website their is another fight going on on the planet of Microsoft between Obi-Scan-Kenobi and Anakin Spamwalker. They erupt into an immense duel for awhile it seems to be a draw. Soon Obi-Scan-Kenobi jumps on a passing e-mail Anakin Spamwalker does the same and they restart their duel. Eventually Obi-Scan-Kenobi jumps to higher ground.

Obi-Scan-Kenobi: " It's over Anakin. I have the high ground."

Anakin Spamwalker: " you underestimate my powers."

Obi-Scan-Kenobi: "Don't try it."

But Anakin doesn't listen and jumps at his former master only to see that Obi-Scan-Kenobi had thrown his lightsaber and hit Anakin Spamwalker's close button and had deleted him from this world for good. Back at the Main core of the internet the battle between Darth Spyware and Yoda the Deleted continues. Eventually Darth Spyware runs to the top of the Senate building. When Yoda the Deleted comes to close for comfort he descides that he must call upon the powers of the Software and throws a Software Lighting at Yoda the Deleted. Yoda is able to block the Software Lightning, but loses his lightsaber in the process. Eventually they are both blown out of the seat and Yoda falls to the bottom and relizes that he has been defeated almost being deleted. After the battle Darth Spyware sences through the Software and sees that Anakin is gone and he goes to the planet of Microsoft to find nothing. Eventually Darth Spyware is able to bring Anakin Spamwalker back to life, but he is deformed and must where a pop-up ad as a life suit eventually obtaining the name Darth Pop-up. Eventually the battle between the pop-ups and pop-up blockers is over. Even though the pop-up blockers won Darth Spyware is able to Software persuade the pop-up blockers to become a new race of pop-ups. This is the beginning of the Galactic Pop-up Empire. Later on an uncharted website Yoda the Deleted meets with Obi-Scan-Kenobi and they descide to go into hideing and wait for the " Chosen One" to come scan and clean the internet of this unwanted ad Empire.

[ THE END]

If you are wondering why this is based on a true story it's b/c last night I kept getting unwanted pop-up ads and it made me think of this cool starwars thing I could write. Please read and comment and tell me anything I could change and I might make a revised version for all of you.

MTFBWY