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by: Obi-Tyler
date posted: Oct 07, 2005 9:13 PM  | 
updated: Dec 01, 2005 5:56 PM
The Phantome Pop-up ( Sequel to the best commented pop-up blog ever "Based on a True Story")


On the website of Naboo.....

The internet is on the brink of war. With the blockade of Naboo strange things have been happening. Everyone is in the hanger bay except for Jar Jar Links who is commanding a Gungan army at the plains of Naboo to hold of the Trade Pop-ups pop-up army. Also their is a great battle going on in space while the Naboo pilots pilot their Naboo Spam Fighters and the Pop-ups send their spam ships after them. Back in the hangerbay while Anakin Spamwalker hides in a Naboo Spam Fighter with R2-Delete2 Padme Amidownload, Obi-Scan-Kenobi, and Qui-Gon-Input fight off the the remaining pop-ups in the hangerbay. Soon all the pop-ups are destroyed and they start to head to the throne room where Net Gunray and Rune Haaker lay in wait. Soon they are cut off by a dark person name Darth Virus. He is trained in the dark arts of the Software so Padme Amidownload and the rest of here forces decide to go the long way. Soon an immense battle between Qui-Gon-Input, Obi-Scan-Kenobi, and Darth Virus begins. Padme Amidownload is soon cut off by more pop-ups and Anakin Spamwalker must save them. He starts up the Spam Fighter and destroys them, but since it's set on autopilot it starts to head into space with the rest of the ships. The war in the plains isn't going so good. The Gungans shields are soon destroyed and the start a fast retreat. The battle in space isn't going so well either. The Spam Fighters are being destroyed left and right by the Pop-up command center. The battle with Darth Virus is getting worse. Darth Virus with his double lightsaber seems to have the upper hand on Qui-Gon-Input and Obi-Scan-Kenobi. Soon Obi-Scan-Kenobi is knocked off the side of the ledge, but the battle between Qui-Gon-Input and Darth Virus doesn't even begin to stop. The battle in the plains is over and the pop-ups have won. The Gungans are being arrested and are probably going to be executed. The battle in space is almost lost until Anakin Spamwalker is able to penetrate their sheilds and flies into the hangerbay. His ship shuts down for awhile until he is able to start it up and destroy the main reactor. He is able to fly out at the last second and they win the battle in space. Since the ship in space was a pop-up command center soon all of the pop-ups are automatically deleted. As Qui-Gon-Input and Darth Virus's battle moves between some blocked off areas of the website that glich. soon Obi-Scan-Kenobi is able to Software jump back up to the top and runs at them. The blocked parts turn on while Obi-Scan-Kenobi is at the beginning and Qui-Gon-Input and Darth Virus are seperated by the last one. A few seconds later they turn off and the battle restarts. Obi-Scan-Kenobi runs, but is cut off by the last blocked part. He watches as his Master is starting to be overwhelmed by Darth Virus and eventually it's over as a faithful, great Jedi Master is deleted from this world. Eventually Obi-Scan-Kenobi out of rage of his Masters deletion runs at Darth Virus even though he knew he was going down the path of the Dark Software. Darth Virus is able to feed off of his Darth Software powers and is able to knock him off the ledge. He grabs a link in the website and hangs on for dear life. He soon learns what his mistake was and is able to find his way back to the Light Software. He then Software jumps and Software pulls his Masters lightsaber to him and with one swipe deletes Darth Virus. At this time Padme Amidownload is able to take the throne room from Net Gunray and Rune Haaker. Obi-Scan-Kenobi then knows what he must do and that is to train the boy in the ways of the Software. For he is the one to bring balance to the Software.

[ THE END]

( Hope you like this sequel form. And also have you noticed that both Qui-Gon-Jinn's and Obi-Wan-Kenobi's names have dashes in them?)