Do you like to hear good starwars joks? Well I've come up with a couple of spoofs on my own from the prequel trilogy. I'll post one for the OT later. Here's some that I thought up on my own.

Movie: ROTS Scene: Mace is being told by Anakin that Palpatine is a Sith Lord.

Mace, Kit Fisto, Agen Kolar, and Saesee Tiin are walking in the hangerbay of the jedi temple. Suddenly Anakin runs up looking frantic.

MW- Ah, Anakin, we just recieved word that Obi-Wan has defeated General Grevious and we're going to enssure that the Chancellor returns all power back to the Senate.

AS- Master, he's not going to. I just recieved bad news. I believe Chancellor Palpatine to be a Sith Lord.

MW- A Sith Lord?

AS-D-D-Did I st-st-stutter? God, sure I'm a little arrogant at times and I'm whin at times and don't listen very well but come on! Listen!

MW-You don't have yell! Wahhh!

Mace then runs off crying like a little girl.

AS-And you can cancel our dinner plans tonight!

Movie: Clone Wars Vol. 2 Scene: Chancellor Palpatine has just been rescued and Palpatine, Shaak Ti, and the other jedi and clones are in the elevator.

The elevator is going fast. Heading for the ground. It's not long before General Grevious is seen running along the side of the elevator. General Grevious looks over at them.

GG- Hey guys! How's it going? I'm just stopping by-

A clone starts to load his rocket launcher.

GG-Hey! No-don't you dare! A-Ah-Ah-NO!

The clones shoots and Grevious is blown off the building.


This is all i could think of for now. If I think of any more I'll post 'em. So look out for more spoof blogs!