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Do you like to hear good starwars joks? Well I've come up with a couple of spoofs on my own from the prequel trilogy. I'll post one for the OT later. Here's some that I thought up on my own.
Movie: ROTS Scene: Mace is being told by Anakin that Palpatine is a Sith Lord.
Mace, Kit Fisto, Agen Kolar, and Saesee Tiin are walking in the hangerbay of the jedi temple. Suddenly Anakin runs up looking frantic.
MW- Ah, Anakin, we just recieved word that Obi-Wan has defeated General Grevious and we're going to enssure that the Chancellor returns all power back to the Senate.
AS- Master, he's not going to. I just recieved bad news. I believe Chancellor Palpatine to be a Sith Lord.
MW- A Sith Lord?
AS-D-D-Did I st-st-stutter? God, sure I'm a little arrogant at times and I'm whin at times and don't listen very well but come on! Listen!
MW-You don't have yell! Wahhh!
Mace then runs off crying like a little girl.
AS-And you can cancel our dinner plans tonight!
Movie: Clone Wars Vol. 2 Scene: Chancellor Palpatine has just been rescued and Palpatine, Shaak Ti, and the other jedi and clones are in the elevator.
The elevator is going fast. Heading for the ground. It's not long before General Grevious is seen running along the side of the elevator. General Grevious looks over at them.
GG- Hey guys! How's it going? I'm just stopping by-
A clone starts to load his rocket launcher.
GG-Hey! No-don't you dare! A-Ah-Ah-NO!
The clones shoots and Grevious is blown off the building.
This is all i could think of for now. If I think of any more I'll post 'em. So look out for more spoof blogs!
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Felix_Fett
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date Posted: Feb 08, 2006 5:42 PM
MOVIE i]episold one, Obi-wan and Qui gonn are waiting in the waiting room
QG- Man these negotiations sure a taking a long time!
OW- I know what you mean...... hey what to do something to past time?
QG- Sure! Thats a superb idea. Though what are we going to do?
Obi wan takes out republican credits and a deck of poker cards
QG- Er I don't think this is such a good idea... if master Yoda finds out....
OW- IF, master. IF.
QG- Well it conflicts with our way of the force. Gambling is a threat to our beliefs and.. you know what screw this!!! Lets play!
meanwhile on the "deck" get it!!! Of the droid control ship, Nute Gunray spyies on them
NG- THEIR GAMBLING WITHOUT ME!?!?!? KILL THEM!
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21212121212
"So be it.......21212121212"
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date Posted: Feb 08, 2006 5:59 PM
Scene in AOTC when Padme has just fallen ou of the ship,
AS- Padme! Put the ship down!
OW-No! Follow that speeder!
AS- B.....B....But what about Padme?!
OW- I'm not going to let some little girl with an attitude ruin my date with Count Dooku!
AS- What?! So.....So....your gay!
Ow- I wouldn't be talking buddy.
AS- Well.....can I come?
OW- Ok! we'll have a double date! But, who's going to be your date Anakin?
AS- Oh, uuuuuh.........hey you! Clone pilot!
CP- Yes Sir?
AS- Wanna go on a date?
Cp- Sur!
Don't worry guys i'm not gay
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Darth Siler 55
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date Posted: Feb 08, 2006 6:04 PM
Very, very funny..
all of them
especially yours, 21212121212
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esam430@verizon.net
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date Posted: Feb 08, 2006 6:11 PM
Empire Strikes Back
DV:No, I am your father.
LS: You been messin with my momma?
DV: Uh, well, uh......
LS: I KNEW IT! Thats all you big head honcho guys do. Screw up ladies!
DV: But she was so, so, so, pretty! And her smile! And her....
LS: DON"T SAY IT!
DV: Awwww...come on cant a guy have a little fun?
LS: NO! NOT YOU! GOD!
DV: Fine. I'll just screw Leia
LS:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Feb 08, 2006 6:15 PM
Whoa! That last comment was a bit outside the boundaries of good taste, wouldn't ya say?
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Qymaen-Grievous
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date Posted: Feb 08, 2006 6:40 PM
Whoa! That last comment was a bit outside the boundaries of good taste, wouldn't ya say?
yep.
Lets keep it PG.
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vcfreak15
Forceman
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date Posted: Feb 08, 2006 6:42 PM
lol obityler and 212121....... u made me laugh my socks off LOLOL would've been great to see that in the movies....the stooge u r a comedian in training bcuz ur jokes arent funn y lerant from 21212121212121212 and obityler
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Darth Siler 55
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date Posted: Feb 08, 2006 6:43 PM
Yes, I would...
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gahmah80
Gahmah's Lair of Trauma (Blog Closed Due to Inability to Renew Hyperspace Account)
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date Posted: Feb 08, 2006 7:12 PM
Clone Wars: Volume I: Chapter 9; When Durge flies into the IGBC control room and ARC troopers and clones are shooting at him.
Durge: Ow! Ow! Cut it out! Ow! Stop shooting at me! *jetpack gets destroyed and Durge hits the ground* Look, it doesn't hurt me! It's just annoying! *ARC with rocket launcher comes out t* Okay, maybe I shouldn't have said. No! No! No! Nooooo! *missile is fired and hits Durge* *Durge screams in agony then the screams die out* *whispers*Yes! I'm still alive! Now, they won't know what's coming!
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Empire311
Yoda didn't really do anything
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date Posted: Feb 08, 2006 8:19 PM
Movie:ROTS Scene: Obi-Wan steps out of Padme's cruiser:
AS-"Is that my robe you're wearing? And hey, is that a mustard stain? You got mustard on my robe!
O-WK-"You have done that yourself"
AS-"No I didn't! You know I don't eat mustard"
Movie- TESB, Scene- Hoth, Luke is dragged into Wumpa's cave.
W- "Uhgfugle"
LS- "Well, that was rude"
W- "Uhgfufgle"
LS- "Jeez, doesn't anyone know how to treat someone with respect around here anymore?"
Wumpa- "Uhgfugle!"
LS- "Would you cut that- "
W- "UHGFUGLE!!!" *throws Luke out of cave*
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DarthFury3
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date Posted: Feb 09, 2006 1:09 PM
Personally a silent scene needed to be added to Episode III:
HOW THE HELL DID C-3PO AND R2-D2 GET THE UNCONCIOUS PADME ONTO THE NUBIAN SPACESHIP!?!?!?!? THAT IS COMEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Empire311
Yoda didn't really do anything
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date Posted: Feb 09, 2006 3:56 PM
Seriously, though, DarthFury3, how did they? And 2121212121, if you were talking to me, then I think my friend saw it on MTV, and didn't know it, because he said he saw it on a comercial, if you're talking about the mustard thing.
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DarthFury3
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date Posted: Feb 09, 2006 7:51 PM
yeah dude it was on the MTV movie awards. Jimmy fallon played Anakin, pretty funny though.
Lucas should make a mini movie about the droids and padme. Mabye to some Bennie Hill music.
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prettypadme999
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date Posted: Feb 15, 2006 1:09 PM
Funny funny stuff you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!! 
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21212121212
"So be it.......21212121212"
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date Posted: Feb 19, 2006 7:59 AM
On the droid control ship, Anakin and Obi-Wan meet dooku.
CD- Your swords please, we don't want to ake a mess of things in front of the chancoller.
OW- Look baby, can't we just talk this over?
AS- Here we go again.
CD- You broke my heart you b****, and for that i'll never forgive you!
OW- Count! I didn't know that clone had the hots for me! I'm....i'm sorry.
CD- No you aren't you-
*anakin slices dokku's head off*
OW- Wh-what have you done!
OW- I'll kill you! you mother f******!
AS- You will try
End.
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