When writing my TRIBUTE TO THE WOMEN OF STAR WARS, I thought that it might be fun to do commandments for them too, and as a larger tribute to the ever-prevalent fact, that has persisted for three decades...

GIRLS LIKE STAR WARS, TOO!!!

I. Thou shalt engage in thy combat, negotation, and diliberation with a fervor unmatched by thy fellow individuals.

II. Thou shalt not surrender, be it in physical or mental circumstances.

III. Thou shalt master the art of the blaster rifle, blaster pistol, lightsaber, lightwhip, gaffi gun, Gammorrean cleaver, or other various weapons, to make ready for all situations.

IV. Thou shalt protect thy male peers, that they, too, may live to return to the galaxy.

V. Thou shalt not accept assistance from short stoormtroopers, funny little boys, or space bums who fly tubs with hyperdrive engines, unless the situation demands sacrifice.

VI. Thou must accept the sorrow and failures of the galaxy without abandonding hope for what may come.

VII. Thou shalt trust in thy own abilites, and thy own emotions.

VIII. Thou shalt not neglect thy responsibilities, as profound as they may be.

IX. Thou shalt display love for life and for the universe.

X. Thou shalt assist thy sisters whenever possible, for together thee may go forth, and tame a galaxy.


Don't miss my other commandments!!!


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