Some modern variations of the popular children's classic! ENJOY!!!

To the tune of "The Noble Duke of York."

COUNT DOOKU OF SERENO

Count Dooku of Sereno
He had ten-thousand droids
He marched them up to Geonisis
And decided to make some noise.

Threw Ani in the arena
And thought that he would die
But Anakin, Padme, and Obi-Wan
Were saved when the Jedi came by.

Count Dooku of Sereno
Was having a bad day
So he got on his speeder bike
And decided to ran away.

He dueled Master Yoda
And thought he would come to harm
Master Yoda got away
But Anakin lost his arm.


LIFE IN THE CLONE WARS

We are happy Jedi
We have lots of fun
As long as we remember to
Stay away from the Chosen One.

He will kick your sheb
Like you have never seen
He'll wipe you up from Corelia
All the way to Tatooine.

OBI KENOBI

Obi-Wan Kenobi
Does what he is told
He's cautious while his Padawan
Is reckless, brave, and bold.

He will protect the Senator
That's what the Jedi say
But Anakin, he went ahead
And married Padme.

QUI-GON JINN!!

If you want to fight
Where you just can't win
Then all you have to do
Is pick a fight with Qui-Gon Jinn.

He's powerful and strong
His saber style is mean
And you will hit the ground so fast
You won't have time to scream.


That's all the poetry for now!
Thanks for reading.
More to come!

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