Just one more blog on what a poodoo head Anakin is, and then I'll quit. I promise. But Wampa_Jedi inspired me, and I can't resist the call.

So here it is-- the Council scene, re-written to reflect Anakin's real emotions.

YODA
How feel you?

ANAKIN
Freezing my butt off. Can you please turn down the AC in this place? Jeez...

YODA
Afraid are you?

ANAKIN
Afraid? Afraid I'm going to have to stay here and talk to you boring weirdos, yes.

YODA
See through you we can.

ANAKIN
That is so super-interesting.

MACE WINDU
Be mindful of your feelings.

KI-ADI
Your thoughts... dwell on your mother.

ANAKIN
Shut up, Conehead.

YODA
Mmm.

ANAKIN
You too, you cross-eyed little frog.

YODA
Afraid to lose her I think, hmm?

ANAKIN
What does that got to do with anything? (I did not modify this line. Anakin really does smart off to Yoda here.)

YODA
Everything! Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

ANAKIN
(yawn) Sorry, I sort of drifted off there. Are you done?

YODA
I sense much fear in you.

ANAKIN
Whatever.