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date posted: Sep 21, 2005 10:49 AM  |  updated: Sep 21, 2005 10:55 AM
The Wisdom of the Jedi
Why does Luke look so confused in this picture? -->

I think I may have the answers.

It's easy to become a Jedi, right? You just have to listen to the wisdom of your Master, and wise old gurus like Yoda and Mace Windu.

And never listen to the Sith. They will lead you astray.

But did you ever stop and listen to what they actually say?



MACE WINDU
Be mindful of your feelings.

PALPATINE
In time you will learn to trust your
feelings.

YODA
Use your feelings, you must.

OBI-WAN
Don't let your personal feelings get in the way.

OBI-WAN
Be wary of your feelings.

OBI-WAN: Yes, but use your feelings, Anakin.

PALPATINE: Anakin, search your feelings.

YODA: Use your feelings, Obi-Wan.

BEN: Stretch out with your feelings.

VADER: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

BEN: Bury your feelings deep down, Luke.

LUKE: Search your feelings, Father.

PALPATINE: Use your aggressive feelings, boy!

VADER: Your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for...Sister! So... you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her, too.


So.... confused....

:)

Hope you enjoyed this-- and before you make a nasty comment on the blog... this is intended as a JOKE.