This is what happens when u have wayyyyy too much time on your hands.
Enjoy my Jingle Bells re-write.

Dashing through the desert
In a brand new podracer
Over the sand dunes we go
Hov'ring all the way (he he he)

Jedi keep dying
Making new force ghosts
Oh how evil Anakin has become
By slaying young jedi (ohhhhh)

Jedi bells Jabba smells
Darth Maul lost his legs
Jango Fett lost his head
And Padme got away

Jedi Bells watto sells
Qui-gon won his bet
Anakin had became free
And Sideous was DEAD!

Hope u enjoyed! May the force be with you! (Exile comes out today YEH!)
-Jedi Knight Rendar