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A youngling's thoughts on (almost) everything star wars

by: yodajes11

date posted: Jul 26, 2007 4:11 PM | updated: Jul 26, 2007 4:11 PM

Bladders of steel

Today, a VERY rare event took place....my girly little sister asked a question about SW!!!! I was in my room, watching AOTC and i was at the awesome clone/droid fight. She barges into my room (So uncalled for) and says "Awe, shoot. i missed the love part....." Little sisters. SO annoying. I rolled my eyes and return my attention to the screen, as she did too.Mace and obi were doing the're cool back-to-back thing and beating the crap out of some droids. Then it happens.....
" The bald guy with a purple sword looks like he has to take a trip to the potty.But, i don't see any toilets. Is he wearing a diaper???
I was in outrage. she just MAJORLY insulted my heros. but i pondered this for a moment.even as a kid, i know that they wouldn't show them...doing the're bussiness, but, when you're in a major battle, what do you do during those moments when you have to....uh......you know the rest.
PLEASE, PLEASE PLEEEAAASE TELL MY STUPID LITTLE SISTER SHE'S WRONG!!!!!!i don't like it when people insult jedi, wether they be masters or apprentices.
THANK YOU AND MTFBWY

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	jedi_iain From A Certain Point Of View
date Posted: Jul 26, 2007 4:34 PM At a guess I'd say the Jedi thought ahead and went before the battle But I suppose the bit that hangs down the front of their robes could hide any ...err...accidents

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Jul 26, 2007 6:39 PM It's rare that bathrooms are shown in films. In 1960 a film received the "R" rating if a toliet was shown (this was true in 1968 as well, the Monkees' film "HEAD", was rated "R" when by today's standards it would be PG, or perhaps G).

	yodajes11 A youngling's thoughts on (almost) everything star wars
date Posted: Jul 26, 2007 6:41 PM In 1960 a film received the "R" rating if a toliet was shown[/b Whoa!!!that's cool; but perhapes i've said to much.... thanx

	Granny-Wan I Am NOT an Old Fossil!
date Posted: Jul 26, 2007 8:27 PM Tell her that the Force allows a Jedi to overcome physical distractions and discomforts... they can hold it until afterwards....

	mastersaurkon The Four Nerf Herders of the Apocalypse
date Posted: Jul 27, 2007 9:05 AM Tell your little sister that she's wrong and Mace could kick the crap out of her butt so she'd never have to crap again.

Pablo Wan

date Posted: Jul 27, 2007 9:32 AM

Tell her that the Force allows a Jedi to overcome physical distractions and discomforts... they can hold it until afterwards....

Yes, yes, to Granny-Wan you listen!

And in case an accident may happen, diapers froma galaxy far, far away are much much better that ours...or mine: "So comfortable no one will notice, not even yourself".

They get rid of any unwanted smell and chemiically process all those wastes you may release in a battle and no bounty hunter or space traveller should start any adventures without wearing his/her Yodiapers.

Just kidding dude, MTFBWY

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Jul 27, 2007 10:27 AM If he is wearing a diaper... doesn't that just make the movie all the more awesome?

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