1.)Thou shallt think of nothing but Star Wars.

-If you start to daydream in class about a hot girl, what you had for lunch, or what sweet things you could do later that night... you are failing. Immediately push those thoughts from your mind and focus on an image of your favorite Sith Lord or Jedi. You should be okay from here on out.

2.)Thou shallt watch at least one Star Wars film a day.

-You're ever feeling bored... heck, even if you have something "better" to do, pop in a Star Wars movie, because deep down you know that there's nothing else to life besides Star Wars.

3.) Thou shallt buy all Star Wars products you come into contact with.

-This refers to anything... clothes, boxers, toothbrushes, nail polish, socks, calendars, books, video games, and floss. If you are at a mini mart and are not buying something Star Wars related you, my friend, need to step up your game.

4.) Thou shallt incessantly post blogs about the most insignificant Star Wars topics... two times daily.

-Enough said.

5.) Thou shallt read all material related to Star Wars.

-This includes web sites, books, magazines, newspaper articles, and yes, even the nutritional labels on that Star Wars cereal. Hey get going, there's only so many hours in the day, and you have so much left to read!

6.) Thou shallt become one with the Force.

-If you were a true Jedi, you would know how.