I snuck out of the house this morning to go gamble. Please don't tell my wife.

My intentions were to go play blackjack. As some of you know, I deal blackjack for a living, and I know a thing or two about the game. It turns out that I don't know everything about the game, as I proved today when I got my butt kicked and walked away penniless.

I had four dollars left, so I decided to waste them the proper way, in a Star Wars slot machine.
These are the only slot machines that I ever play. As a person who knows a little about casinos, I typically avoid slots. I like to MAKE money, not pump it into machines that are designed to eat it. But I'm a Star Wars fan, and the slots are not only gorgeous, they're fun to play.

They are also penny slots, which means you can play on them with four dollars for a very long time! Just don't expect to make any money in return!

Sorry this blog isn't very well written. I think I'm getting a stomach flu, and I can't think like a writer.

Oh well, MTFBWY,
YHOP