Do Jedi wash their clothes with Midi-Clorox?

If the Jedi had a baseball team, would their star player be Yodamaggio?

Would Kermit the Frog consider Yoda's voice sexy?

If Frank Oz gets a hand cramp, does Yoda get a headache?

Does blue milk come from Aayla?

If Jabba has a son, then how do Hutts mate?

If Hutts have no sexes, then how does Jabba have a son?

What is a heyglibber?

How come I never got to see neither Luke nor Anakin walk on the sky? Isn't that false advertising?

Is Yoda a Gremlin?

Am I going crazy?