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Yoda's House of Pancakes

by: Corterville

date posted: Apr 24, 2008 12:44 PM | updated: Apr 24, 2008 12:47 PM

YHOP's Random Thoughts

Do Jedi wash their clothes with Midi-Clorox?

If the Jedi had a baseball team, would their star player be Yodamaggio?

Would Kermit the Frog consider Yoda's voice sexy?

If Frank Oz gets a hand cramp, does Yoda get a headache?

Does blue milk come from Aayla?

If Jabba has a son, then how do Hutts mate?

If Hutts have no sexes, then how does Jabba have a son?

What is a heyglibber?

How come I never got to see neither Luke nor Anakin walk on the sky? Isn't that false advertising?

Is Yoda a Gremlin?

Am I going crazy?

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	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Apr 24, 2008 1:09 PM Every single one of those gets a How come I never got to see neither Luke nor Anakin walk on the sky? Isn't that false advertising? Yeah...I'm gonna sue! Would Kermit the Frog consider Yoda's voice sexy?

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Apr 24, 2008 1:47 PM Does blue milk come from Aayla? I've suddenly discovered what my dream job might be...

	Corterville Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: Apr 24, 2008 1:54 PM I've suddenly discovered what my dream job might be... Gives new meaning to "It's good for your bones."

	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Apr 24, 2008 3:15 PM Does blue milk come from Aayla? I will do some research on this and keep you abreast of my findings.... there's a joke rolling around in the back of my head about the consequences of Aayla's not putting out on her disappointed male suitors.... but I cant write that joke here now can I...?

	Granny-Wan I Am NOT an Old Fossil!
date Posted: Apr 24, 2008 3:49 PM If Hutts have no sexes, then how does Jabba have a son? Where'd you hear that? Jabba was a "he" and Gardulla was a "she" but that may have been personal preference! The real questions is.... how do you tell? I'll refrain from making breastmilk jokes... but I will comment that it's ALL blue...

	Corterville Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: Apr 24, 2008 4:11 PM there's a joke rolling around in the back of my head about the consequences of Aayla's not putting out on her disappointed male suitors.... but I cant write that joke here now can I...? Why not? lol I'll refrain from making breastmilk jokes... but I will comment that it's ALL blue... Ewwwwwww....

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')
date Posted: Apr 24, 2008 5:09 PM I'll take this blame! I love when you work blue. Though this... Gives new meaning to "It's good for your bones." ... is the funniest thing on the blog!

	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Apr 24, 2008 5:40 PM The real questions is.... how do you tell? um, you have to...shudder...LIFT the TAIL....

	comanderbly That's Impossible. Even for a Computer.
date Posted: Apr 25, 2008 7:19 AM If Frank Oz gets a hand cramp, does Yoda get a headache? Haha - great stuff!

	gencrs Technical Manuals from The GFFA
date Posted: Apr 25, 2008 11:55 AM Am I going crazy? Only you can answer that. The real questions is.... how do you tell? um, you have to...shudder...LIFT the TAIL.... I'll just let someone else check on that.

	megatrends Confessions of a Psychotic Jawa
date Posted: May 01, 2008 1:56 AM You crazy.

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: May 01, 2008 12:35 PM If Jabba has a son, then how do Hutts mate? If Hutts have no sexes, then how does Jabba have a son? Um . . . well I always thought that they were able to uh . . . change . . . whenever they wanted. But I could have heard wrong . . . . (And now I'm seriously grossed out for the day! Thanks loads! )

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