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A Wild Bantha Chase
date posted: Dec 21, 2006 6:35 AM
I Find Your Lack of Cheer...Disturbing- Part Two (Re-write Edition)
Welcome to the final edition of my Holiday trilogy. Well, it should have been a trilogy. I ran out of time to post my Jokeathon yesterday, so I skipped that chapter. Anyway, for my grand finale, I've done a Holiday Re-write! To my knowledge Jediprincess will have her own re-write fest later on today. Don't miss out on something as fun as that!

The song I chose to re-write is Holly Jolly Christmas. The song's original lyrics can be found here.

Enjoy!

The force is strong in this one
I can feel it deep inside
I did some tests, was I impressed
How his midi-chlorians were high

He doesn't have a father
It's his mom he loves the most
I hope I live to see him free
But if not I become a ghost (Sort of)

Oh ho, how fast he goes
In his flying thing
If he wins the race
We'll leave Tatooine

~Trumpet and Saxophone Solo~

The council said his powers
Were far beyond his years
Training he will not receive
Cause he has many fears

Oh ho, I say he will go
Through his training still
If Yoda won't teach him
It looks like I will

I might die anytime now
Since a Sith is hunting us down
Just in case, in my place
Kenobi's the new Jedi in town

Well, this is my last entry of the year. I'll still comment. After New years I have a few ideas to get out before my subscription ends. But, not to worry, I plan on renewing it anyway.

Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year

~Merryman~