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"No Slotting, No Disintegration, No Accidents." - "Not Even a Good Slap?"
date posted: May 05, 2006 8:28 PM  |  updated: May 29, 2006 6:50 PM
Joke 2#
*Clone walks quickly towards EmPal SuRecon center*


*Guard stops him*


Guard: Where do you think you're going?


*Clone begins to walk, Guard stops him again*


Clone: I'm feeling a little empty inside.


Guard: The Meditation room is for Emperor Palpatine only."


Clone: I'm not going to the Meditation room.


*Clone lifts tunic to reveal gaping hole in gut*


Guard: Oh, I see....


*Guard Vomits... wipes mouth*


Guard: Go right ahead...