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Only Sith Deal In Absolutes!
date posted: Oct 26, 2005 2:08 PM  |  updated: Aug 30, 2006 1:08 AM
R.I.P. Jek Tono Porkins
Aww Piggy...

This week saw the passing of William Hootkins, a.k.a. Red Six pilot Lt. Jek Tono Porkins from A New Hope ("I've got a problem here... I can hold it... no I'm alright I--GGARRRRAAAGGRRYYYHH!"). This little tale is my way of remembering him.

Most folks who are familiar with Hootkins' character know him only as Jek Porkins, a name introduced in Galaxy Guide 1: A New Hope written by Grant S. Boucher, one of the earliest titles of West End Games' Star Wars roleplaying game line. The name Tono Porkins, however, actually predates the aforementioned incarnation by a decade. It originally appeared in 1977, in the last issue of the original Marvel Comics adaptation of A New Hope, reprinted by Dark Horse Comics on several occasions. In a touching scene, Luke's childhood friend Biggs Darklighter (the guy who yells at Porkins to "Eject! Pull up!" before he gets shot down), takes a brief second to mourn his friend's passing during the Battle of Yavin. In a storytelling convention more common in comics of the past, instead of word balloons, an omniscient narrator within the panel reveals Biggs' feelings as well as Piggy's full name: Tono Porkins.

Flash forward a quarter century. While Josh Radke was writing his first official Star Wars feature on Wraith Squadron for the Wizards of the Coast mag Star Wars Gamer, he asked me to give his work the once-over. Though he asked for any useful comments and suggestions, the piece he'd already written was already terrific (published in Gamer #9), and I had little to contribute in the way of making it better: heads-up about a comma splice here, a semicolon there.

Characteristically, however, I got in my two-cents continuity wise. One suggestion was that he reference Wedge Antilles' promotion as a general of the New Republic army, originally mentioned in a vignette in Paul Sudlow's Jedi Academy Sourcebook, which preceded his elevation to a general of the navy in Mike Stackpole's X-Wing: Isard's Revenge (both stories were jockeying for dibs on explaining Wedge's promotion as revealed in Dark Empire). The second suggestion had to do with Porkins' name(s).

There is a precedent of retroactive band-aids in the case of the Yavin pilots of Episode IV who were often given overlapping names stemming largely from two sources: the Star Wars Customizable Card Game and the first Star Wars novelization. When the Star Wars Encyclopedia later came out, these names were quaintly combined, integrating the older, more down-to-earth sounding novelization names as nicknames: Garven "Dave" Dreis, Jon "Dutch" Vander, Davish "Pops" Krail.

Turning Tono into Porkins' nickname was ruled out pretty quick since the name "Piggy" from the novelization had already been adopted as the pilot's pet name (this is, in fact, the very reason Porkins is even mentioned in relation to Wraith Squadron, since one of its members, a Gamorrean, shares the Piggy appellation with the movie pilot). But the next solution was no big brain strain: how about a middle name? Or a compound first name, a la the written languages of some cultures? "Tono" was too weird to fit into the pattern of friendly nicknames the movie pilots had anyway.

I shot the suggestion over to Josh and he liked it, incorporating it into his article, and making Jek Tono Porkins' full name official.

Thanks for the memories, Mr. Hootkins. Tono lives. ~ Abel G. Peņa

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To read Josh Radke's complementary blogs to Star Wars Gamer #9's "Wraith Squadron," click here.

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The Dark Moose
Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Oct 26, 2005 3:26 PM
Here's to Jek Tono Porkins, Red 6, who hailed from planet Dallas - actually born in my hometown, though I didn't know it until yesterday.

I'm glad you do the retcon stuff like that - I would have come up with something less polite like:

Jek Ton o' Fun Porkins :0)

RIP Mr. Hootkins, God bless to his family

Halagad
Only Sith Deal In Absolutes!
date Posted: Oct 26, 2005 5:31 PM
Well, what we think up and what will actually get approved by LFL are two different things.
The Dark Moose
Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Oct 26, 2005 9:43 PM
Well, what we think up and what will actually get approved by LFL are two different things.

I can only imagine :0)
Halagad
Only Sith Deal In Absolutes!
date Posted: Oct 26, 2005 10:44 PM
It's true... Mara Jade was going to be the Emperor's Elbow before the editors put that one on ice. ;)
  Arf Maul
We'll Blow Your Planet Up!
date Posted: Oct 27, 2005 4:03 AM
It's a shame that many of the original names such as "Tono" were sadly forgotten or ignored by WEG, when it came to fleshing out details for their RPG game. The example of Porkins here is only one instance where WEG ignored adaptations of the movies. Dr. Evazan for example, was originally called Roofoo in the original radio dramatization.

It's even sadder that most of the names lost were the ones created by Lucasfilm. One major example that comes to mind is the Rodian species, who were originally identified as Graffties in production (and also Martians, but we'll ignore that). Perhaps one day we'll see a retcon that identifies "Graffties" as the most dominant race of Rodians.

(continued)
  Arf Maul
We'll Blow Your Planet Up!
date Posted: Oct 27, 2005 4:04 AM
(continued)

Though don't get me wrong... if it were not for WEG, then Dannik Jerriko would still only be known as "The Smoker", and Ponda Baba would be "Walrus Man". Then again, the Tonnika Sisters would still be known as the "Star Whores", which I guess is also a bad thing ;)

Oh well... thank the Force we have blog entries like this and web articles like this that keep us all in the know :) Thanks Abel!
The Dark Moose
Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Oct 27, 2005 5:13 AM
It's true... Mara Jade was going to be the Emperor's Elbow before the editors put that one on ice.

In my mind's eye I can see months of wrangling as Mara's nickname roamed to various locales on the Emperor's black bones :0)
The Dark Moose
Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Oct 27, 2005 5:38 AM
Oh well... thank the Force we have blog entries like this and web articles like this that keep us all in the know Thanks Abel!

That's a great article - and pretty funny in parts, too. It goes to show that there was a time when continuity concerns were at best, a surprise in the wake of perhaps unexpected success.
Halagad
Only Sith Deal In Absolutes!
date Posted: Oct 27, 2005 11:32 AM
The example of Porkins here is only one instance where WEG ignored adaptations of the movies. Dr. Evazan for example, was originally called Roofoo in the original radio dramatization.

Right. Evazan was Roofoo, Ponda was Sawkee, Bail was Prestor and many others. For the record, many of the facts in that eye-opening Cantina article weren't really knowable by WEG. I believe Pablo had to dig pretty heavily into the archives in order to come up with the facts to write that terrific piece. Even licensees wouldn't have had easy access to unless they knew what they're looking for.
Halagad
Only Sith Deal In Absolutes!
date Posted: Oct 27, 2005 11:39 AM
That's a great article - and pretty funny in parts, too. It goes to show that there was a time when continuity concerns were at best, a surprise in the wake of perhaps unexpected success.

I agree. There's something very endearing about looking back and seeing how nonchalantly small-time characters were named. Of course, seeing the threads from these rough and tumble years cleverly pulled together in books like the New Essential Chronology is also pure joy.
RojoTrooper
Star Wars Recycled Art Project
date Posted: Oct 27, 2005 12:23 PM


http://blogs.starwars.com/SWRAC/47

May the Force Be With You, Always... Red Six..

CE
Halagad
Only Sith Deal In Absolutes!
date Posted: Oct 30, 2005 1:58 AM
Amen.
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