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Only Sith Deal In Absolutes!
date posted: Aug 21, 2007 1:30 PM  |  updated: Mar 04, 2008 3:38 PM
The Able Shall RULE the Weak!***
(***Open to homophonic interpretation--if you're into that sort of thing.)

Thank the Maker, it's AGPW! Someone must've told em about my little maneuver at the Battle of Taanab.

I keed, I keed! ...I was never actually at Taanab! That was a different dashing scoundrel, Bob.

You may have already heard that TheForce.Net has declared it Abel G. Peña Week! (Boy, that's tough to say without feeling self-conscious.) What's it all about? Beats me! But It's such an honor to be in the same esteemed company as the likes of Darth Krayt and Rocky Balboa.

Maybe you can burn little effigies of me in honor of all the Star Wars characters I've killed. Maybe it's the week everyone learns how to do those little "~" jalapeños over their n's (in MS Word: Ctrl + Shift + "~", release, then press "n"). Or maybe it's the time you finally share your dream retcon with that someone you truly ... deeply ... love.

...Or maybe, it's all in your head, Bob.

Today's Day Two of AGPW, so cruise over and find out what all the hubbub's about before it's gone. Consider it part of the party ramping up to HALAGAD'S 100TH BLOG EXTRAVAGANZA-GANZA! Just six more to go... ~ Abel G. Peña


ABEL G. PEÑA WEEK

(Interview): Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

(Reviews): Part 5, Part 6, Part 7


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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Aug 21, 2007 1:43 PM
Open to homophonic interpretation

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Congrats! I saw this yesterday at tfn, looking forward to the rest (even the stuff I'm bound to not understand).


ñññññññññññññññññññññ... cooooooooool.
Halagad
Only Sith Deal In Absolutes!
date Posted: Aug 21, 2007 1:50 PM
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I'll play straight man to Stooge any day.
hansgirl3
Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Aug 21, 2007 2:23 PM
Woo-hoo!! :D

Korpil
A Verpine's blog
date Posted: Aug 21, 2007 2:37 PM
Haha... I should confess that I read at first glance "Abel shall RULE the weak" ahahaha...

Congrats on your TFN week!!!
  gatorjedi1969
Shhhhh. You hear that?
date Posted: Aug 21, 2007 2:53 PM
Abel rules!!!!!!
Master Ki-Aaron-Mundi
I was a Teenage Jedi
date Posted: Aug 21, 2007 3:00 PM
I read Part 1 of Abel Week yesterday, and reading your blog reminded me to check out Part 2--it's good so far! Great answers to great questions!
Halagad
Only Sith Deal In Absolutes!
date Posted: Aug 21, 2007 3:33 PM
Woo-hoo!!

Woo hoo!

Haha... I should confess that I read at first glance "Abel shall RULE the weak" ahahaha...

Only the weak-minded, but yes, a perfectly legitimate rendering per our conditions of exegesis.

That's not funny.

Abel rules!!!!!!

ALRIGHT!!! What are they!?!
jedilily1026
Years Matter Not (Gone Crazy...Be Back Soon)
date Posted: Aug 21, 2007 4:56 PM
jalapeños over their n's

Gracias but next time I'll cut & paste! :D

The next six should be fun.
jedilily1026
Years Matter Not (Gone Crazy...Be Back Soon)
date Posted: Aug 21, 2007 4:57 PM
I meant "copy & paste".
Halagad
Only Sith Deal In Absolutes!
date Posted: Aug 21, 2007 5:24 PM
reading your blog reminded me to check out Part 2--it's good so far! Great answers to great questions!

Thrawn McEwok's inimitable stamp on this series is undeniable. It should only get crazier as it goes on.

The next six should be fun.

They will be ... they will be.

I meant "copy & paste".

That's it! You're cut off, jedilily!
IllogicalRogue2
I, Rogue
date Posted: Aug 21, 2007 9:08 PM
Go Abel!
Wari
What noone else is thinking......
date Posted: Aug 22, 2007 12:10 AM
To celebrate this occassion I made Abel pattys out of caned cat food. My pets loved it! :D
Rainbow Droideka
Aren't you a little short for an egg?
date Posted: Aug 22, 2007 4:14 AM
Is this just for the majority of the weak, or does it include the weakened as well?
Halagad
Only Sith Deal In Absolutes!
date Posted: Aug 22, 2007 12:42 PM
Go Abel!

I'm going, I'm going!

To celebrate this occassion I made Abel pattys out of caned cat food. My pets loved it!

Maybe we can market those. Kinda like Trump Steaks... but better.

Is this just for the majority of the weak, or does it include the weakened as well?

ALL weak! We don't discriminate here.
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