
My Mom always told me to stay away from gambling. She was right once again.
For you younger padawans out there, you will reach an age when everything your parents told you will finally make sense. It doesn't necessarily mean they were right, just that it will make sense.
I had a friendly wager with
Darth Vader, yes the Mod Darth Vader over an NFL game. What was at stake? The avatar change and this blog entry is the payment for my error in judgment.
What game you ask? It was the Browns vs. Broncos. Before you get onto me for making such a crazy wager, remember I've been a Browns fan for life. That won't change, what I hope will change is the quality of the Browns.
In short.....we suck.
Bad.
The defense didn't play that badly, but was on the field for the entire game. The Browns managed to give up only 17 points. Only you say? It's an amazing stat when you consider how inept the Browns offense is. The offense couldn't drive against most high school teams.
So, now I'm stuck in this mask and trying hard to breath in this thing. Unlike Dark Helmet, I have no way of lifting up the faceplate to breath easier nor have I developed the drinking coffee through the faceplate technique. Who knows? Maybe by the end of the week I'll have it down.
In closing, the Broncos deserved the win and I shouldn't bet.
Not with the Browns anyway.
Happy blogging and keep the peace my friends.