What up, my people!?!?! So I was just chillin at Taco Bell today with my pops, and then I remembered, 'Hey, the new Red Vs Blue season is out! And they sell it right next door!'

Now, for those of you who don't have any clue as to what Red Vs Blue is, I'll let you in on a little secret. Well, not really a secret, but I'll tell you what it is. I'm sure you all know of the popular XBOX game Halo. Red Vs Blue is a web series that uses the Halo game to make the series using a technique called machinimatics. This is where preprogrammed...programs...are used to make newer things. Red Vs Blue is not based on the game, but instead puts two rival armies (an army being 3-5 people) against each other. There is barely any fighting, it's mostly dialogue. But, it is some of the FUNNIEST dialogue of all time. You really have to keep up with it though. If you just pop in every so often you will have no idea what is going on. Trust me, it's worth buying. If you like Family Guy, you'll like RVB.

So back to me being exstatic about the new DVD. I walk next door to Gamestop and ask them if they have season 4 of Red Vs Blue in stock. The dude says yes and goes and gets it for me. Then he does his thing and scans it and punches buttons and makes a collect call to President Bush , yadda yadda, and then he's like 'You ARE 17 right?'

Ha, ya right. I wish.

I said no and he was in utter shock (a frequent response). He says 'dude, how can you not be 17? i placed you at 18, but i just had to ask bc its a formality. If you had said you were i wouldnt have said anything about it.'

Ya, thanks for letting me know I'm not old enough to buy certain things. Makes me feel all happy inside.

So I got a wee bit depressed because I thought I wouldn't be bringing home my favorie web series on DVD today. But then, I remembered my dad is over 17, he can just get it for me.

So I skip on back to the Bell and and get him to come back to da sto with me. Everything checked out and we were on our way back to my place.

Yay me, right?! I got my little DVD and had my Taco Bell and I made 110 dollars today, all is good in ShaggyVille. I plop in the DVD, and what do you know. My XBOX(which doubles as my DVD player) decides it wants to rain on my parade by giving me the stupid message:

'This disc may be dirty or damaged. Please remove disc to continue'

My XBOX has been doing this a lot lately, just to mock me and make me angry. So I take the disc out just as the bossy little system wanted me to, and just stuck it right back it. And then....

It worked!

Yesss. So I then had a grand time watching Red Vs Blue.

Ya, great story...I know. All that build up just for a happy ending. There's no fun in that.