Today I thought to myself "Ah, heck...why not write a parody for Friday" I thought about it, drank a little water and the other side of my brain answered oh so brilliantly "Why not?" So, in agreement with both, yes BOTH sides of my small but functional brain, I said "Let's write a parody." As a result of this conversation with myself, not only did another person qualify me as deranged, but I brought out another parody for you! Isn't it wonderful?! Well, once again, in agreement with at least 3/4 of my brain, I bring to you "With a Little Help From Vader".

Intro

Chancellor
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What would you think if that planet were gone
Would you agree and take out it's moon too
Lend me a gun; I'll take what I please
And I might destroy what you want too
Oh, I annoy with a little help from Vader
Mmm, I destroy with a little help form Vader
Mmm, I remove joy with a little help from Vader

What do I do when a war is at bay
(Is it possible that they might win)
Could it be true that my troops might betray
(You're stuck and don't know where to begin)
No, I annoy with a little help from Vader
Mmm, I destroy with a little help from Vader
Mmm, I remove joy with a little help from Vader

(Do you need anybody)
I want someone to control
(Could it be anybody)
I have someone to control

(Is there someone that you might like better)
No, I'm certain I have just what I want
(Do think of him as a trend setter)
If people follow him, I answer yes
Oh, I annoy with a little help from Vader
Mmm, I destroy with a little help from Vader
Oh, I remove joy with a little help from Vader

(Do you need anybody)
I want someone to control
(Could it be anybody)
I have someone to control
Oh, I annoy with a little help from Vader
Mmm, I destroy with a little help from Vader
Oh, I remove joy with little help from Vader
Yes, I destroy with a little help from Vader
With a little help from Vader!

I understand that some of you don't know the original. I have a solution for that, however. If you would like to listen to With A Litlle Help From My Friends, the original, just click the nice little link I provided. The lines in parenthesis' are the one that the rest of the Bealtes sang while Ringo belted out the non-parenthesis lines. So, the one's in parenthesis are sung by {Scrath that: Small edit} Clone troopers, the rest by Palpy. Also, in the beginning of the song the Beatles introduce "Billy Shears" which was Ringo's alias in the album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club's Band" So instead of Sidious, you get "Chancellor" Your brain ok? You understand everything? Yes well, that concludes my parody and Bealtes lesson for today. BTW, I have another "Guess My Title" If you can tell me what band I got the name of my entry from, I'll give you bonus points or...erm...*other* goodies. (No, it's not the Beatles. Geez, I'm not that out of it) So, comment if and when you please. Happy weekend.